I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Jan 23, 2006 3:31:38 pm PST #5948 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

If I want (which I do) to go home for grandma's funeral, I have to use vacation days. They won't let me use bereavement. And I am not allowed to take it unpaid.
That sucks. I am sorry that they are making it difficult for you to attend the funeral.

I know that places I have worked have specified parents, grands, siblings, children and maybe grandchildren for bereavement. I suppose they don't want people saying that their fourth cousin Jinny recently passed away and they need a week off.

Corporations don't really like to take actual human feelings into account. Harder to balance the sheets when there are vaguaries.


EpicTangent - Jan 23, 2006 3:32:48 pm PST #5949 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Big enough to be my very favorite kind of dork.

Whee! I'm Cindy's favorite! Yay!


Laura - Jan 23, 2006 3:33:38 pm PST #5950 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

They won't let me use bereavement.

DH#1 lost his mother in September and I lost my father the following March. His employer wouldn't allow him time off because they were only allowed one bereavement leave a year. It would be really nice if we only had one bereavement a year, but sometimes it doesn't get doled out that way.

{{Aimee}} I'm sorry you have to deal with this bullshit.


meara - Jan 23, 2006 3:39:21 pm PST #5951 of 10001

Aimee, that sucks. It's not like tons of people are going to be having great-grandparents!! (Though if they do, they're probably pretty likely to need bereavement leave...)

Has anybody been watching Roller Derby on A&E? I haven't (no cable) but just saw a commercial, and dang, that's tempting...


Laura - Jan 23, 2006 3:41:49 pm PST #5952 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I was deprived of the whole grandparent thing. 3 of them passed before I was born and the last one passed when I was around 7. I've adopted many older friends as substitute grandparents in my life.


Ginger - Jan 23, 2006 3:42:09 pm PST #5953 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Aimee, I'm sorry about your great-grandmother and your asshat employers. I really don't think that "great-grandmother" is a dangerous precedent. Third cousin, maybe.

Wouldn't it be swell if we could limit our bereavements to once a year.


DCJensen - Jan 23, 2006 3:44:28 pm PST #5954 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I Need hivemind in drafting a cover letter to get me this job:

User Services Coordinator/Library - Gustavus Technology Services

Gustavus Adolphus College seeks a User Services Coordinator to assist in the support, configuration, and implementation of computing resources as they relate to instruction and learning. As one of three key persons responsible for developing a vision and mission for User Services, the main duties of the Coordinator will be to assist in the planning and implementation strategies for the continued development of campus computing labs, the Campus Technology Helpline and the Folke Bernadotte Library.

Candidates should have proven experience in help desk support, Windows and Macintosh operating systems, windows server administration, image creation and deployment and strong customer service skills. Experience using HTML and familiarity with Web authoring systems is also desirable.

The position is a twelve-month administrative position with competitive salary and benefits beginning immediately. Applications should be directed to Bruce Aarsvold, GTS Director, Gustavus Adolphus College, 800 West College Avenue, St. Peter, MN 56082. The search committee will begin reviewing applications immediately and continue until the position is filled.

For your reference:

My plain-jane resume is here, in HTML: [link]

My expanded "Job Service" resume is here, in HTML: [link]

My generic tech job cover letter, from which I build specific cover letters, in HTML: [link]

and my older fancy resume created by Buffista [memfault](Susan?). (MS Word doc) [link]

Any suggestions helpful.


Katerina Bee - Jan 23, 2006 3:45:10 pm PST #5955 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

{{{Aimee}}} If I were writing the employment policies, your great-grandma would so count.


ChiKat - Jan 23, 2006 3:45:57 pm PST #5956 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Aimee, that's ridiculous.

I've never heard of bereavement time. Does it count as a sick day or something?

My company's policy is, I think, 5 paid days off for immediate family (parent, sibling, spouse); 2 paid days off for extended family.


Cass - Jan 23, 2006 3:46:50 pm PST #5957 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It would be really nice if we only had one bereavement a year, but sometimes it doesn't get doled out that way.
No, they really don't. Shame that.

I was deprived of the whole grandparent thing.
I was very very lucky in that I knew all six (thank you paternal remarriage) of my grandparents and one greatgrandmother.