Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 11:00:09 am PST #5878 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are infinitely many universes, many of which contain Batman.

Oh, dear. I wonder how long it'll be before someone does that Chuck Norris thing with Batsie.


P.M. Marc - Jan 23, 2006 11:01:34 am PST #5879 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I want a Fight Club Elseworld. I'm not sure I can explain it, but I can picture it.

(Okay, "intimacy issues" describes the whole Batfamily, really.)

Hey, that reminds me, somewhere in Brown_Betty's LJ recently, I wrote some Dick/Roy post-slash... you might be amused.


Calli - Jan 23, 2006 11:01:46 am PST #5880 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Heck, the Justice League alone has what, two universes with variations on Batman? Three? I've lost track, and figure I haven't a hope in hell of keeping up with the comics.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2006 11:02:11 am PST #5881 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, dear. I wonder how long it'll be before someone does that Chuck Norris thing with Batsie.

Ahahaha!

Batman does not sleep; he waits. (Which is probably true.)


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2006 11:03:37 am PST #5882 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

wrote some Dick/Roy post-slash... you might be amused.

Mmmmm....boyslut porn....


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2006 11:03:53 am PST #5883 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Batman does not sleep; he waits. (Which is probably true.)

He doesn't hang upside-down from the ceiling while he waits, does he?


P.M. Marc - Jan 23, 2006 11:05:30 am PST #5884 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Steph, (drat, you're right, it is)

It's more silly than anything else.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2006 11:10:28 am PST #5885 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Plei, it tells me FORBIDDEN. Is it a f-locked entry?


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 11:15:49 am PST #5886 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lordie. I actually went hunting for the random facts code. Luckily it requires a higher version of PHP than any of my hosts support, otherwise I might have tried to install it.


P.M. Marc - Jan 23, 2006 11:24:08 am PST #5887 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Steph, sadly, looks like. I thought it wasn't. I'll email it to you, mainly because I think you'd be amused.