Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 11:00:09 am PST #5878 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There are infinitely many universes, many of which contain Batman.

Oh, dear. I wonder how long it'll be before someone does that Chuck Norris thing with Batsie.


P.M. Marc - Jan 23, 2006 11:01:34 am PST #5879 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I want a Fight Club Elseworld. I'm not sure I can explain it, but I can picture it.

(Okay, "intimacy issues" describes the whole Batfamily, really.)

Hey, that reminds me, somewhere in Brown_Betty's LJ recently, I wrote some Dick/Roy post-slash... you might be amused.


Calli - Jan 23, 2006 11:01:46 am PST #5880 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Heck, the Justice League alone has what, two universes with variations on Batman? Three? I've lost track, and figure I haven't a hope in hell of keeping up with the comics.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2006 11:02:11 am PST #5881 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh, dear. I wonder how long it'll be before someone does that Chuck Norris thing with Batsie.

Ahahaha!

Batman does not sleep; he waits. (Which is probably true.)


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2006 11:03:37 am PST #5882 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

wrote some Dick/Roy post-slash... you might be amused.

Mmmmm....boyslut porn....


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2006 11:03:53 am PST #5883 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Batman does not sleep; he waits. (Which is probably true.)

He doesn't hang upside-down from the ceiling while he waits, does he?


P.M. Marc - Jan 23, 2006 11:05:30 am PST #5884 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Steph, (drat, you're right, it is)

It's more silly than anything else.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2006 11:10:28 am PST #5885 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Plei, it tells me FORBIDDEN. Is it a f-locked entry?


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2006 11:15:49 am PST #5886 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lordie. I actually went hunting for the random facts code. Luckily it requires a higher version of PHP than any of my hosts support, otherwise I might have tried to install it.


P.M. Marc - Jan 23, 2006 11:24:08 am PST #5887 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Steph, sadly, looks like. I thought it wasn't. I'll email it to you, mainly because I think you'd be amused.