Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jan 23, 2006 6:16:35 am PST #5796 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I have an smonster at my apartment!

jealousjealousjealous

if (as is likely) I'm overshare-y and Tom is right about the need to CYA, the revised version is excellent.

Yeah, I think my preference for the second isn't so much that I'm convinced that you really need to CYA in this kind of situation, as the fact that I tend to be the opposite of overshare-y and even kind of "why the fuck do you need to know this, anyway?" So the "I'm coming in to talk long-term plans" emphasis of the second feels like it would be comfortable to me than the "here's what I don't like about my current job" of the first.

This is, of course, not everyone's read on these things.


Gudanov - Jan 23, 2006 6:17:56 am PST #5797 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

We don't have a smonster, but Leif is convinced there are monsters living in the storage room.


Trudy Booth - Jan 23, 2006 6:18:40 am PST #5798 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So he WANTS to go in there, right?

It could be like a seminar for him, or a master class.

They could be recruiters, "that chocolate chip cookie recipe shows some reeeeeeel promise, kid"

You'll have agents sniffing around making all sorts of promises within the week, all the best teams trying to sign him...


Gudanov - Jan 23, 2006 6:20:13 am PST #5799 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Well, he wants to go into the storage room to explore, but he's afraid of the monsters so he doesn't. He's terrified of monsters and clowns.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 23, 2006 6:21:08 am PST #5800 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'd take a monster over a clown, any day.


Trudy Booth - Jan 23, 2006 6:21:52 am PST #5801 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Wow, I didn't think that little fella was afraid of anything.

Oh, and my edit isn't calling him a monster but he's certainly mischeif-gifted.


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2006 6:22:50 am PST #5802 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, he wants to go into the storage room to explore, but he's afraid of the monsters so he doesn't. He's terrified of monsters and clowns.

Tell him that the only thing that both monsters and clowns are afraid of is pirates, so if he dresses like a pirate when he goes ito the storage room he'll be safe.

Although you might not want to follow this advice if your goal is to raise a well-adjusted child....


amych - Jan 23, 2006 6:24:02 am PST #5803 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

you might not want to follow this advice if your goal is to raise a well-adjusted child....

On the other hand, he would be (okay, in this case, remain) interesting.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 23, 2006 6:27:13 am PST #5804 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

man, I'm pricing flights for the UK and MAN the taxes/fees are crazy! To go to London in february/March, it's like $450+.


Volans - Jan 23, 2006 6:35:10 am PST #5805 of 10001
move out and draw fire

I likewise have a hair color question (Freudian slip: I originally typed "hari"): This is my hair right now. Uncolored. I'm thinking about doing an overall dark brown, but it always goes coppery. Has anyone tried Les Cacas from Lush? Or any other brand that doesn't red out?

Of course, I'm also thinking about just rolling with the new white hairs, and putting a white swath somewhere around my face.

(And please ignore the wrinkles in that photo - 18 years of tanning in New Mexico is catching up with me)