Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Dec 19, 2005 8:01:41 am PST #570 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Holy fuck Aims, that's unbelievable.

Can you post the name and address of the doc so I can fly out there and beat him over the head untill he bleeds? Ta.


Aims - Dec 19, 2005 8:06:32 am PST #571 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dr Fuckstick McFuckwad of the Long Beach Fucktards 666 Jackhole Fucker Way Cedars-Sinai Hospital Los Angeles, CA


P.M. Marc - Dec 19, 2005 8:06:36 am PST #572 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

That doctor does not deserve the title of doctor. Grr.


Jessica - Dec 19, 2005 8:08:35 am PST #573 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Dr Fuckstick McFuckwad of the Long Beach Fucktards 666 Jackhole Fucker Way Cedars-Sinai Hospital Los Angeles, CA

Right, I'm on my way.

t bangs several rusty nails into my handy cluestick


juliana - Dec 19, 2005 8:11:58 am PST #574 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Holy shit, Aimee. That is beyond awful, and I really hope complains are filed and hell is raised.


Spidra Webster - Dec 19, 2005 8:12:08 am PST #575 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Oh man. I can't believe barbarians like that are still allowed to "practice". Wish my OB-GYN grandpa was still around because I'd ask him what the recourse is. He'd be all over that.


Sparky1 - Dec 19, 2005 8:25:11 am PST #576 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Just so you know, I'm going to bookmark this for next week.

Note to self: Watch out for the wrath 'o Perkins next week when lounging around in bed because campus is shut down and I'm forced -- forced I tell you! -- to stay home.

Aimee, I hope the almost lawyer gets him good.


WindSparrow - Dec 19, 2005 8:58:28 am PST #577 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Aimee, you were totally here with me. The. Whole. Day. Should the jackhole doctor turn up dead or missing several limbs.


WindSparrow - Dec 19, 2005 9:07:54 am PST #578 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

P.S. Harvey just insistently climbed up to my arms and began purring his ultra-loud purr. I believe he is attempting to send comforting vibes to Aimee and her friend.


Aims - Dec 19, 2005 9:08:16 am PST #579 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thanks, Wind.