The ocean is on the wrong side!
Face the other direction, DUH!
And Aims is always teh pretty.
Except when she gets decked out for office parties, then she is teh HOTT.
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Jan 19, 2006 9:51:17 am PST #5339 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Calli - Jan 19, 2006 9:55:54 am PST #5340 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'd love house #4. I'd like any one of them, but #4 especially.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 19, 2006 10:18:40 am PST #5341 of 10001
What is even happening?
I think post-partum makeovers should be a routine part of childbearing and covered by insurance. Drat it.
It would probably cost the insurance companies less than anti-Ds.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 19, 2006 10:19:56 am PST #5342 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
oh, argh. I am doing something at work that makes me feel not very smart. Stupid brain. Also, Stupid FileMaker.
DCJensen - Jan 19, 2006 10:36:40 am PST #5343 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I just fished out (again) from underneath the entertainment center 5 or 6 catnip mini-mice. I tossed each one onto a nearby carpet scrap.
All the time I was doing this Sammi had this incredulous cat look on her face.
She either couldn't believe her good fortune or she wanted to tell me "Dude! You're the best mouser, ever!"
Maybe it was "Mine! Mine! Mine! Harve-No! Mine! Ahahahaha! all mine!"
billytea - Jan 19, 2006 10:56:36 am PST #5344 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I just wanted to say, thanks everybody.
ChiKat - Jan 19, 2006 10:57:02 am PST #5345 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
All the time I was doing this Sammi had this incredulous cat look on her face.
I did the same thing the other night. I got 4 or 5 mice out from under a bookcase and Mickey was enthralled.
Aims - Jan 19, 2006 10:59:07 am PST #5346 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I am starting to feel like hammered shit.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 11:02:50 am PST #5347 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hey bt... seen this? Circus of the Spineless
A monthly celebration of Insects, Arachnids, Molluscs, Crustaceans, Worms and most anything else that wiggles
Also, from another site:
Hey! I'm supposed to host the Circus of the Spineless next week (I think on 29 January), and I've only received one submission so far! Someone must have written something somewhere about invertebrates, right? There is a set of rules for submissions, but it's going to be simple: I'll accept anything about any organisms outside the class Vertebrata.
I'll spell it out. You can write about the phyla Acanthocephala, Acoelomorpha, Annelida, Arthropoda, Brachiopoda, Bryozoa, Chaetognatha, Cnidaria, Ctenophora, Cycliophora, Echinodermata, Echiura, Entoprocta, Gastrotricha, Gnathostomulida, Hemichordata, Kinorhyncha, Loricifera, Micrognathozoa, Mollusca, Myxozoa, Nematoda, Nematomorpha, Nemertea, Onychophora, Orthonectida, Phoronida, Placozoa, Platyhelminthes, Pogonophora, Porifera, Priapulida, Rhombozoa, Rotifera, Sipuncula, Symplasma, or Tardigrada, and that's fine. You can even write about the Urochordata, the Cephalochordata, and the Myxini within the phylum Chordata. The overwhelming majority of animal species are fair game, so there is absolutely no excuse if anyone tries to send me a picture of their cat. Understand? Fish, frogs, lizards, birds, mammals, dinosaurs, and your baby pictures are right out.
Sean K - Jan 19, 2006 11:06:56 am PST #5348 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Aims! Why feeling so crummy?