Portland is always at the top of my dream-cities list, but then the West-Coastiness of it comes and slaps me in the face.
There were cities that kept intriguing me but their lack of West-Coastiness slapped me in the face. So I get that.
The ocean is on the wrong side!
It is
not!
It is exactly where it should be for optimal sunset viewing.
Can I stay in a hot shower for the rest of the day?
Yes. I lived in mine when the drug-immune allergies hit me last week.
Yay! Enjoy, Cass.
I am showered, dressed, lipsticked (it translates to made up for me) and my hair is sort of dry-ish. Wheeee! Now to plink here and check email until she shows up.
When I'm good low-carb girl I put half and half on my flax-based granola.
sooooooooo
good
It is not! It is exactly where it should be for optimal sunset viewing.
That's actually my theory as to why west-coasters are more mellow -- to see pretty colors over the ocean they don't have to get up at the crack of dawn and everything just falls into place after that.
Yes. I lived in mine when the drug-immune allergies hit me last week.
Okay, you and Pamela come get Christopher, and pick up Ben and Julia and take them out with you, and I'll go in the shower for the rest of the day. I hope the hot water holds.
I think powdered milk is okay, so long as you don't, y'know, add water to it. Eaten from a spoon? Fine and dandy.
Also, I like my milk creamtop. None of that weird homogenized BS.
What's wrong with the West Coast? Hmm?
Yeah!?!? What's with the hatin'?
No hatin'. Just far far far far from family and all that has always been home. And the ocean the wrong way thing, and y'all can't sweet-talk me with any of your sunset shit, because it was that way in France too and it was just
wrong.
And also far from Jess and all other assorted East-Coasties, and why can't we all just live on Buffista Island anyway? And much more difficult and expensive to move to than, say, Baltimore due to great distances involved. And thus far completely impossible to persuade husband to do the same.
Closer to Godzilla
Actually, that might be a selling point, at least for that last one.
That's actually my theory as to why west-coasters are more mellow -- to see pretty colors over the ocean they don't have to get up at the crack of dawn and everything just falls into place after that.
We're also encouraged to have a cocktail at the same time... How can life be stressful?
Okay, you and Pamela come get Christopher, and pick up Ben and Julia and take them out with you, and I'll go in the shower for the rest of the day. I hope the hot water holds.
I'll let her know. And we'll be there in
t calculates
Carry the three... A brazillian hours.
I just tried to call her and her husband answered. His phone. At the office. Rassenfrassen Verizon and their ferwonky Backup Assistant that never loses numbers but damn certain shuffles them around. But it was nice to say hi cause we went to high school with him too.
I am now drinking plain ole green tea.
I also just applied for a New Mommy Makeover.
I put vanilla soymilk in my tea. And my cereal. And my coffee. And my stomach. Mostly because I don't really like milk that much, but I like creaminess, and vanilla soy milk is one of the few things in the world that got "lightly sweetened" just right.
