The elevators in my building have news screens. they have taken to advertising lonelyplanetimages.com, with picture of MOLE RATS!! There are mole rat pictures in my place of work!

Aside from that, I'm feeling kind of sucky. But mole rats! They shall sustain me. And possibly leave me riding the elevator for a quarter hour each morning.

Yay mole rats! Are you going to get to work early so you can ride up and down before actually going to your desk?

Just saw that I typed "clarifly" in my last post and I don't want to edit and fix it. Because then clarifly might no longer exist and not even flies should face extinction due to human interference.

In less amusing discoveries, the land sick thing after you've been on the water ( Let's see if Kat lurks in Bitches... ) is way unfun when combined with cramps. I was good for the first six hours off of the boat but whoa the ick now. I don't know if I should be wishing I had Midol or I had Dramamine right now.

Thanks, everyone. I'm feeling pretty fantastic about this development. I'd tell everyone all about the show, but I'm under a confidentiality agreement. As soon as it gets announced, though. I'll spill everything.

I'm feeling pretty fantastic about this development. I'd tell everyone all about the show, but I'm under a confidentiality agreement.

Cass, it sounds like you had an incredible day! I'm so very jealous of the sailing and the whale-watching.

I, meanwhile, made the fatal error of underestimating how long these narratives were going to take me. I have so far completed...drum roll please...14 of 62.

Oh yeah. Completely screwed. They're due tomorrow.

Oh good lord, hi. I am drunk posting and it's a MOnday night. Woo! Fuck, I need a job soon. This is all the fault of Rob, who is co-owner of Grant & Green, who is cute and totally do-able if I didn't live in the nabe, and also the fault of the jazz boys who just wouldn't. shut. up with the trumpets. I like tumrpets, but it shouldn't be the main focus of a jam session. Too much wankery in one place. Anyway. We did shots. SO, um, hi. Many hugs to Cass and Kristin and whomever else needs them. Yeah, they're drunken hugs, but I'm still cute, right? RIGHT???

Seriously, peeps need to come out and visit on Mon./Tues. Hella lot of fun, not so many annoying people.

Drunk!Juliana is friggin' adorable.

Back to work. 16 of 62.

Such the amazing day... However, not really loving the Right Now with the sober land moving, spinning and ohsofunI'magirlshit. I just swallowed a handful of ibuprofen though so I should be back to the happy soon. Because it was a good day and I would rather focus on that part.

I am sending some serious narrative-ma to you, Kristin.

Drunken Juliana!

Yay! Validation from the people I, misspelling gurl, sent hugs to. Ima go watch Firefly now.

Cass, on top of the evil narratives, I too am in ohsofunI'magirlshit. 17 of 62. Back to work.