...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


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DCJensen - Jan 16, 2006 4:36:08 pm PST #4720 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Hi all,

One of the places I've applied to has sent me a "Written interview" composed of 12 questions I have to answer by noon on Wednesday via email. Any advice on answers would be great. Feel free to send them to my profile addy, if you don't want to post here.

Written Interview - Computer Technician

Name: Email: Phone:

1. Why did you choose to apply for a position at W--- Corporation?
2. What are your salary expectations? Please note that W--- Corporation requires an answer to process the request. Employee salary is a large expense to the company and is strongly considered in our offers.
3. What are you looking for in a company?
4. What is your skill set in working with software applications as it pertains to this position? Loading sw, QA of applications, and general network skills.
5. The hours for this position vary from 7am to 7pm and your shift will fall in that window. There will be some times that extra hours are required and some week end work will occur. The standard work week is a minimum 45 hours. How does this fit with your current expectations and availability?
6. What makes you excited to come to work?
7. How do you help your coworkers get excited to come to work?
8. What kinds of experiences, environmental conditions, or other company behaviors would make you not want to come to work?
9. What do you do when those situations/conditions arise?
10. Describe your leadership experience. What philosophies do you use, and how do you motivate others?
11. Describe a time when you had to adapt to something (culture, environment, new surroundings, new responsibilities) to be successful. What did you do, and were you ultimately successful?
12. Describe your most satisfying customer service experience. What happened and what did you do to take care of the customer?

That's it, any suggestions? Some are personal, I know, but the rest might need finess.


sj - Jan 16, 2006 4:39:46 pm PST #4721 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The producers love me so much, they've already asked me onboard for their next show, which starts next week.

Yay, Sean!


DebetEsse - Jan 16, 2006 4:39:49 pm PST #4722 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Sean, that rocks, dude!


amych - Jan 16, 2006 4:41:42 pm PST #4723 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That's fantastic, Sean! And I hope the pitch goes well.


Atropa - Jan 16, 2006 4:42:19 pm PST #4724 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The producers love me so much, they've already asked me onboard for their next show, which starts next week.

Sean, that's wonderful!


DCJensen - Jan 16, 2006 4:44:50 pm PST #4725 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Yay Sean!


Hil R. - Jan 16, 2006 4:45:33 pm PST #4726 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That's great, Sean!


Trudy Booth - Jan 16, 2006 4:47:45 pm PST #4727 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t NAKED happy dance for Sean


P.M. Marc - Jan 16, 2006 4:48:35 pm PST #4728 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

ROCK ON, SEAN!

The cat provided the Asscaps.


SailAweigh - Jan 16, 2006 4:49:10 pm PST #4729 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

That is excellent, Sean! So happy to see someone appreciates you!