Snerk. I was just looking at some features in my genealogy program, and one is that it'll assemble a list of how any person is related to everyone else (first cousin, second cousin once removed, etc.) Because of an instance of cousins marrying each other several generations back, it's listing me as my own fourth cousin. (Huh. And my great-grandfather is also my first cousin three times removed and the husband of my first cousin three times removed. Weird.)

Because of an instance of cousins marrying each other several generations back, it's listing me as my own fourth cousin.

Hee! I have a bit of that in my family -- my grandparents were cousins by marriage (there was another marriage between their families in the generation above theirs), so everyone in both of their families is related twice. I have several third-and-fourth cousins because of it.

so I am painting the closet - with a shellac based primer....I need another quart but DH has to drive to get it. breathing in all the fumes has made my judgement suspect...

I have a bit of that in my family -- my grandparents were cousins by marriage (there was another marriage between their families in the generation above theirs), so everyone in both of their families is related twice.

I've got that on one side of my family, and then on the other side, there's one time that first cousins married each other. I'm related to nearly all my relatives in multiple ways.

In a hundred years, all new people, right? I mean, I can still rely on that, yes? Right? Yes? Please?

I'm going on record as saying toaster fires are bad things.

Ew Ew Ew

Farmer's market was raided. Freesia, tulips and some pretty purple and yellow stuff that I have no idea what to call have been procured. I shalt not sneeze, I shalt not sneeze, I shalt not sneeze. I shalt have no idea why I used commas either.

Also Trader Joe's so I have food to feed my mom tonight and food to feed my cats. Might have food for me too. I'm not sure about that.

I should see about getting my butt out of the apartment. I thought about taking a run this morning, but that was quickly defeated by The Nap. I wonder if I feel like trekking all the way over to Whole Foods. Or maybe I could find the in-town Trader Joe's....

Nothing can defeat The Nap.

I have heard about an all female Maiden cover band, but have not seen them. We have a local cover band called Children of the Damned, that I love. They played Friday night, but I wasn't able to get out to see them.

AC-DShe is playing this week.

The hair will be much shorter before the week is out. I have so decided.

::pumps fist::

You are a brave woman. BRAVE

Hmph. I cut Jacqueline's hair.

Emmett and I broke our Rally Record in Tennis. We're up to 108.

JZ and I are going out with Phil tonight if he manages to show up. In the meantime, I'm fiddling with music.

Or maybe I could find the in-town Trader Joe's...

I'll have to find the name of the all-girl Maidens now.

Hmph. I cut Jacqueline's hair.