Buffy does actually die while in his care.
Hush, you. If Buffy dies, she needs to do it heroically.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Jan 13, 2006 7:45:45 am PST #4335 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Topic!Cindy - Jan 13, 2006 7:46:06 am PST #4336 of 10001
What is even happening?
I knew I hated that House show.
erikaj - Jan 13, 2006 7:47:48 am PST #4337 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Oh, my gosh, JZ. Or if ever an occasion cried out for "Madonn'" that could be one. I say that stuff out loud sometimes and get looks for it, and that is without knowing the blistering Italian profanity that probably translates to "in your sister's ass," or something like that.
§ ita § - Jan 13, 2006 7:49:35 am PST #4338 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Speaking of body types and fashion, how would you dress this woman? Because she sure can't do it herself.
amych - Jan 13, 2006 7:50:30 am PST #4339 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
If Buffy dies, she needs to do it heroically.
You think there's no heroism in refraining from smacking the shit out of House?
Cashmere - Jan 13, 2006 7:50:36 am PST #4340 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
because a little part of him is always king of the world.
I'm sure he'll be glad to have you back him up on that, Cindy. He's definitely got the first born birth order thing going for him. This is going to be as good for me as it is for him, I think.
sj, I hope work doesn't suck. Or sucks less. Or something else comes along sooner rather than later.
Aimee, the people handling your checks are morons.
Nora, how was Puerto Rico? We'll be staying when we go in May. I'm looking forward to the beaches and a massage.
DebetEsse - Jan 13, 2006 7:50:42 am PST #4341 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I'd like to see House's take on Giles and Willow arguing about some sort of healing spell (or de-powering, maybe? Something to fix it). And watching him decide whether to take credit when he knows he didn't fix it.
Or, what ChiKat said
Cashmere - Jan 13, 2006 7:52:05 am PST #4342 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Speaking of body types and fashion, how would you dress this woman? Because she sure can't do it herself.
How about we start with some sturdy foundation garments? Woman needs a BRA. And a dress that isn't showing off her vagina might be nice, as well.
DebetEsse - Jan 13, 2006 7:52:57 am PST #4343 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
ita, IMO, mostly, the cleavage needs supporting. She's just leaving it hanging, which is no way to treat a bosom.
§ ita § - Jan 13, 2006 7:55:38 am PST #4344 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
She never seems to be notice that she has no waist/hip differentiation from the front. She's wearing someone else's clothes, and I'm not sure they'd look good in them either.
I think she needs more pants, palazzo style, and a good bra fitting. She can wear tight tops if her breasts behave.