Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jan 11, 2006 2:05:01 pm PST #4059 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Billytea, mate, you are hilarious. But we both watch too much TV.

Next up, House Improvement.

House: "You've all missed the obvious solution. What this patient needs is MORE POWER!" [grunt grunt grunt grunt]


DCJensen - Jan 11, 2006 2:11:54 pm PST #4060 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm waiting for a House episode where they have a patient who thinks he's House's manservant, Jeeves.

I want him played by Stephen Fry.

I may have to write a fanfic on that one.


Jessica - Jan 11, 2006 2:12:17 pm PST #4061 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But I don't think I could wear pink fishnets with a brown tweed skirt.

Do it!

(Seriously, I love this look. Pink and brown together work great, especially with a combination like tweed and fishnets. It's perfect.)


DCJensen - Jan 11, 2006 2:14:36 pm PST #4062 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

But I don't think I could wear pink fishnets with a brown tweed skirt.

This sounds like a Pinky and the Brain line.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so Brain, but I don't think I could wear pink fishnets with a brown tweed skirt. "


Aims - Jan 11, 2006 2:18:06 pm PST #4063 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Easter Bunny:

Please bring me this outfit in my basket. I have been a very very very good girl this year.

[link]

Love, The Empress


Anne W. - Jan 11, 2006 2:21:44 pm PST #4064 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Daniel, I read somewhere where the producers of House said they'd love to get Fry on the show if they could figure out how to make it work. I hope it does happen.

As for House fanfic, I desperately want someone to write a crossover with Angel in which House and Cordy have the ultimate snark-off.


DavidS - Jan 11, 2006 2:22:32 pm PST #4065 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have been a very very very good girl this year.

I think that outfit would be more of a present for Joe. Has he been very very very good this year?


Aims - Jan 11, 2006 2:23:28 pm PST #4066 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yes, yes he has.

Maybe I can have the skirt made, and find a similar petticoat on eBay, and order the corset.


Steph L. - Jan 11, 2006 2:24:40 pm PST #4067 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Maybe I can have the skirt made, and find a similar petticoat on eBay, and order the corset.

The *shoes* are killer and I need them now.

It's a....thing.


Aims - Jan 11, 2006 2:28:12 pm PST #4068 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'd wear my Can-Can girl boots.