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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Jan 04, 2006 11:17:27 am PST #3262 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What they all said, Steph.


ChiKat - Jan 04, 2006 11:18:15 am PST #3263 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Holy crap, Steph. That's just fucked up.

Healing ~ma to your Grandpa.


SuziQ - Jan 04, 2006 11:20:08 am PST #3264 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Why are doctors such idiots.

My mom has had umpteen bizillion surgeries in the last year or so for her dialysis access. One of them left a real nasty scar on her neck. The head surgeon referred her to plastic surgery to get it cleaned up - the surgeon's idea, not mom's, though mom was fine with that idea.

When she met with the plastic surgeon she was told that he would not do the surgery because she is diabetic. Ummmm, no, she is not. She tried to explain that she has neither hypertension nor diabetes and yet, yes, she does have kidney failure. He couldn't wrap his little brain around this and kept insisting she was diabetic even though it is NOWHERE in her chart.

Fucktard.

Right - on that note - her next adventure under the knife is tomorrow afternoon. Health~ma is appreciated.

eta - I'm not an unfeeling MeMeMe bitch. Much ~ma to your Grandpa, Steph.


Vortex - Jan 04, 2006 11:25:45 am PST #3265 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

When she met with the plastic surgeon she was told that he would not do the surgery because she is diabetic. Ummmm, no, she is not. She tried to explain that she has neither hypertension nor diabetes and yet, yes, she does have kidney failure. He couldn't wrap his little brain around this and kept insisting she was diabetic even though it is NOWHERE in her chart.

I think I'd be a little worried abour letting someone this stupid near my neck with a scalpel. or anywhere near me, actually.


Sparky1 - Jan 04, 2006 11:25:52 am PST #3266 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Healing ~ma to your Grandpa, Steph. I'm sorry he had to go through this.

Heath ~ma to your Mom, Suzi. Pack the boa for her if she hasn't packed it herself.

I have achieved calendars for the year 2006 and have this to say: Spidra! Get your arse outside! It's beautiful and warm in the sun!


SuziQ - Jan 04, 2006 11:35:51 am PST #3267 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Vortex, I think that is why she didn't push the issue. After trying to explain the situation to him calmly, she just ended the appointment and left. It is not like she is MISSING A NOSE (!!!!) - still shocked on that one.

I remember when my Grandma was in a coma, dying from Leukemia, they wanted to do surgery for something stupid, but luckily the rest of the family declined the operation. She never did come out of that coma.


Sean K - Jan 04, 2006 11:35:58 am PST #3268 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

That's just messed up, Steph.


JZ - Jan 04, 2006 11:43:39 am PST #3269 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, Teppy, what a huge load of miserable family drama. The surgeon is indeed an asshole, and Caretaker!Aunt is making me grind my teeth. I'm so sorry you got all this unloaded on you in the middle of your workday (not that anytime would be good for you to hear that news, but the middle of a Wednesday in the office doesn't help), and that your mom and aunts have had to go through all those various miseries for all those decades.


Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2006 11:43:59 am PST #3270 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

But he truly did need the surgery; I don't argue with that, because EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A FUCKING NOSE.

Steph, I feel for you, really, but this sentence made me laugh out loud. You are very funny when you are righteously pissed off.


P.M. Marc - Jan 04, 2006 11:45:07 am PST #3271 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Tep, !!!???!!!WTF???!!!