You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - Jan 01, 2006 3:17:20 pm PST #2674 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Ooh, Fay, that's scary. Next time, don't forget the marshmallows.


WindSparrow - Jan 01, 2006 3:24:14 pm PST #2675 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

No, he had to go to the nearby village after getting sprayed while he wasn't wearing the sunnies at all. 'Twas a foolish thing. He admitted up front that he didn't have the experience with spitting cobras, but didn't bother acting like it.

Ah well, it has been a while since I saw that. My memory is not the most accurate and does not improve over time. Yet I believe my assessment of "You dipshit, put down the damn snakes, we got the point ages ago," is a reasonable one.

Fay, so glad that you are all safe and well. Holiday fires are so much worse than false alarms, even if the false alarm results in talkings-to by one's boss.


Sean K - Jan 01, 2006 3:48:34 pm PST #2676 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I always had a couple of problems with Steve Irwin, not least the notion that Americans were getting their impression on Australia from this guy

Him and Yahoo Serious. Always leaving bad caracatures of Aussies in American heads...


DCJensen - Jan 01, 2006 3:49:40 pm PST #2677 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Andi is cutting up fabric and commencing to sew while wearing her tiara.


brenda m - Jan 01, 2006 3:51:37 pm PST #2678 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Steve Irwin, not least the notion that Americans were getting their impression on Australia from this guy

So you're saying we should go back to Paul Hogan?


Nicole - Jan 01, 2006 3:52:14 pm PST #2679 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

No way am I answering the phone now because they both seem to be getting more obnoxious as the evening goes on.

Nicole, I'm sorry that I added to the obnoxiousness. Dave and I called to wish you a happy new year.

I really don't think it's possible for you to add to any type of obnoxiousness, sj. Truly. Impossible fete. You're just too damn kind.

Sorry for not answering, though. I had just stepped outside to watch the fireworks. I'm glad you had a great time last night and I feel all priviledged that you were thinking of me. In my own timezone even!

Happy New Year, Bitches!


SailAweigh - Jan 01, 2006 3:52:42 pm PST #2680 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Neither one impresses me. I say we nominate billytea as the next spokesperson for Down Under.


sj - Jan 01, 2006 3:59:18 pm PST #2681 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Sorry for not answering, though. I had just stepped outside to watch the fireworks. I'm glad you had a great time last night and I feel all priviledged that you were thinking of me. In my own timezone even!

I wasn't really expecting you to answer, and I was more than a little afraid to wake you. As for thinking of you, of course I was!


Trudy Booth - Jan 01, 2006 4:16:26 pm PST #2682 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I always had a couple of problems with Steve Irwin, not least the notion that Americans were getting their impression on Australia from this guy (people kept guessing I was English because I didn't sound like him).

Yeah, you don't to that, "that's not a kinfe, THIS is a kinfe" thing either. I really have my doubts.

I'm watching this Diane Keaton TV movie. After ten minutes of "witty" dialogue establishing the soon-to-be-snuffed-all-too-young character as happenin' and fun she is croaked in a car accident and is last seen hanging upsidedown, dead, in the car with her sobbing gay best friend. Now we'll spend a few hours watching the freind and the mom bond for no discernable reason.


Trudy Booth - Jan 01, 2006 4:25:55 pm PST #2683 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think Diane Keaton must really want an Emmy or something. I can't think why else she might be doing this. She just went into the morgue to inexplicably identify the body and put lipstick on her daughter's corpse. And now the friends are upset that she didn't invite them to the funeral.