Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Jan 01, 2006 7:41:44 am PST #2641 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Beth, I hope you stay better. How odd.

Ginger, I have no advice as to writing or not writing, but here's to a better year this time around. And you are soooooo right:

WS, have him put in writing that you shouldn't evaculate when a fire alarm goes off and you will own him forever. What a great story that would be in the local news.

If they haul me down to the office I shall do so. OSHA is on my list of people to contact if there is real trouble, more than just the blow-hards blowing hard, at work over this. Let 'em yak. They can't take the sky from me.


Lee - Jan 01, 2006 7:52:11 am PST #2642 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

JZ, I am muzzy and hungover, but I also responded.


Fay - Jan 01, 2006 7:56:36 am PST #2643 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

For Irwin, I have been told, this behavior had predictible results when he engaged in it while in Arizona.

'kay, colour me intrigued. (I don't think that Arizona is exactly likely to be the most dangerous locale in which Irwin has bounded around poking the fauna, though - having seen him scampering blissfully around various snake-riddled bits of Africa, and indeed plunging into shark-filled waters and yanking pregnant sharks by the tail. He's forever getting bitten - and when there aren't any bitey things around, he seems to contrive to get attacked by thorns and rocks and trees and chainsaws. It has to be some sort of kink. By this point his body must be mostly scar tissue.)

So what happened in Arizona? Is it too much to hope that someone jumped in and intervened on the behalf of the beleaguered wildlife, and marched him quietly away?

eta

Oh, hell. I've just been over to the Crocodile Hunter site, and I find myself utterly disarmed. Again. I can't really mock Steve Irwin. I do find his wholehearted love for all God's creatures so entirely sincere that - I just can't take the piss. He's one of the very few people I feel convinced would be welcomed into heaven no questions asked. 'course, he'll probably end up there as a result of bounding gleefully after one too many impatient & poisonous critters, but... bless him.


brenda m - Jan 01, 2006 8:06:41 am PST #2644 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Weird on the electric candles. OTOH, a guy I know is in hospital with burns and a broken leg after his family's house burned to the ground on the 25th - from a menorah candle.


DavidS - Jan 01, 2006 8:09:18 am PST #2645 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Weird on the electric candles. OTOH, a guy I know is in hospital with burns and a broken leg after his family's house burned to the ground on the 25th - from a menorah candle.

Eep! This church was founded in 1856 but burned down in the 1906 quake. I wonder if that was a factor? Though they did use regular candles during the service.

Coin-operated Church.


dcp - Jan 01, 2006 8:10:51 am PST #2646 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

So what happened in Arizona?

Not sure whether it was in in Arizona, but the great bit that I saw was when Irwin was holding a rattlesnake, and he sat down on one low rock in order to place the snake on a second low rock in front of him to display it for the camera, only to discover a second rattlesnake coiled between his feet--within six inches of his bare calves and about 12 inches from his crotch.

He froze, very quietly murmured "Shit!" and scrabbled around for a stick. He got out of it without a bite, but his expression was priceless.


erikaj - Jan 01, 2006 8:37:16 am PST #2647 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Happy New Year. I watched "Serenity" last night, and found I liked it better than the show. Have no idea why. Maybe things just hit different ways at different times.


Spidra Webster - Jan 01, 2006 9:00:02 am PST #2648 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Howdy!

They were mechanized electric candles: drop a quarter in the slot and the little light goes on, I'm not sure for quite how long.

That is just wrawng.

Your French day sounds wonderful. You guys sound like the romantic-est couple of all time for doing playful stuff like that. And it was very nice of you to light candles for folks.

I'm once again tempted to hibernate in bed all day. I really ought not do it. I've got so much work to do here trying to put things to rights. Construction is still going on but some rooms are mostly finished and I've gotten the go-ahead to put furniture back, take off tarps, etc. But considering that the stuff was shoved around in the first place by 3 or 4 able-bodied men, gimpy little me is not looking forward to cleaning up after them all by my lonesome. Hence the urge to hibernate.

Tomorrow I work the Down Home Music inventory so I won't have time for my own stuff tomorrow. Then it'll be back to work. So I should really do more today.


Steph L. - Jan 01, 2006 9:04:46 am PST #2649 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Coin-operated Church.

Thank you. I now have to scrub my brain forEVER.

Happy New Year, peoples! I'm not hungover (I didn't drink last night), but I *am* tired. The Cold That Will Not Die is still kicking my ass. Maybe a nap is in order.


Strix - Jan 01, 2006 9:17:24 am PST #2650 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Happy New Years! I had a wonderful laid-back time last night at a party with all my friends. We went to a fancy wedding Friday, so everyone was all jeans and tee-shirts, and lots of champagne and a fire in the firepit and lots of people slept over and we stayed up to 5 talking and hanging out after we switched to pj's and were all crashed out on the floor with air matresses and being silly.

It was fun. Now I'm going to go to brunch with a girlfriend and then we're going to see a movie. The Family Stone, I think.

Oh, and the weather here today? Fucking GORGEOUS.