You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 01, 2006 3:24:48 am PST #2623 of 10001
What is even happening?

Hec, thanks so much to you and JZ for lighting a candle for my dad. If he'd known you, and you'd said you were going to see the church, he probably would have wise cracked (in a nice way--he was never mean, but always funny), "Light a candle for me."

Cass, I hope you're sleeping. I'm glad you had a nice evening. I'm so sorry you're going through all this. I hope the hospice care-givers are more able to effectively manage your grandmother's pain. From everything I've heard, I expect them to be.

d, happy 2006 to you. Your post was the last one I read as I was catching up from last night. It snowed here, overnight. I was looking out the windows, thinking how beautiful and clean everything looks--that it's visual confirmation of a fresh start on a clean slate. I wish that for you, and juliana, and for anyone here who wants it.


Cashmere - Jan 01, 2006 4:28:57 am PST #2624 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

He's the other Phil. The one they call the Unibomber. He's of average height and greater than average hyper. He's very, err, memorable. Not in a bad way, mind, but he's a force of nature.

I like him without the hoodie. He's a cute guy. He is also one of DH's favorite players. Much for the reasons Hec stated.

We watched Serenity last night and DH liked it very much. Right after midnight he decided he wasn't at all tired and suggested we get out the Firefly DVD's. It was a very, very lovely evening.

Happy New Year, everyone! As nice as the year as been to me and mine, I know 2005 has been a royal Pain in the Ass for some. I want 2006 to be the year nothing bad happens to people.


billytea - Jan 01, 2006 4:49:13 am PST #2625 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

This just in: The Australian Reptile Centre rocks, especially when the inland taipan is active.


Fay - Jan 01, 2006 5:30:43 am PST #2626 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

...you know, it's just striking me that I've never actually seen you and Steve Irwin together in a room at the same time.

narrows eyes.

Do you by any chance have a Super Sekrit Identity, billytea? One that involves wearing identical outfits on a daily basis and calling rabid and poisonous pointy-toothed critters hell-bent on homicide "grumpy little fellas"?


tommyrot - Jan 01, 2006 5:35:03 am PST #2627 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Happy Temporal Celebration of Orbital Mechanics, everyone.

So the earth is still going around the sun? Good. Because if it stopped going around the sun, it would fall into the sun, but it would take a few months so we wouldn't notice right away.


Scrappy - Jan 01, 2006 5:53:48 am PST #2628 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Thanks for the lovely thoughtfulness, Zmayhems. I don't know how you knew I was missing my dad yesterday, but reading about the candle-lighting was really comforting.


billytea - Jan 01, 2006 6:11:19 am PST #2629 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Do you by any chance have a Super Sekrit Identity, billytea? One that involves wearing identical outfits on a daily basis and calling rabid and poisonous pointy-toothed critters hell-bent on homicide "grumpy little fellas"?

Lord no. I'm far too polite to go grabbing things by the tail and hauling them up for the cameras. Plus, they're far more interesting under their own steam.


Fay - Jan 01, 2006 6:30:13 am PST #2630 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I'm pleased to hear it.

(Although I have never laughed harder or longer in my entire life than I did the first time I stumbled across Steve Irwin. It was Deadly Snakes with Steve Irwin, iirc, and the sheer glee with which he pursued the green mamba up a tree, exclaiming rapturously "It's the Green Mamba!!!!", while a (presumably terrified, armour-clad) cameraman had to scurry after him...well, it was shockingly funny. In a blindfolded-guy-juggling-greased-warheads kind of WTF???!!!??? way.)

Anyway. Glad to hear you aren't him. I don't think I could really fight crime with someone who was that suicidal. (And I'm speaking as someone who owns a cape. DESPITE what the best authorities advise.)


Deena - Jan 01, 2006 6:35:07 am PST #2631 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Happy new year, all. We've had our medicine, and a brunch of waffles with maple or boysenberry syrup and scrambled eggs with ham bits and sharp white cheddar and are now lizardy, except without the sun. Or a rock.


SuziQ - Jan 01, 2006 6:37:57 am PST #2632 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

DH just headed out for bagels. I didn't drink alcohol, but feel as though I have a hangover.

Happy New Year all - Trudes, it finally arrived, thanks ever so. Now may it bring a fresh attitude with it.