Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Dec 16, 2005 11:28:50 am PST #251 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Ha, Sean...we have the same Simpsons on as you Angelenos. Just saw it yesterday...my tag is, of course, a message from Rockford's answering machine, cause his luck is a lot like mine.


ChiKat - Dec 16, 2005 11:29:41 am PST #252 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Is 1:30 too early for a drink?

Nope.


juliana - Dec 16, 2005 11:30:22 am PST #253 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Is 1:30 too early for a drink?

Hells, no.


Sean K - Dec 16, 2005 11:30:37 am PST #254 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Is 1:30 too early for a drink?

It's only ever too early for a drink if it's before noon.

And your mother is staying in the house.

my tag is, of course, a message from Rockford's answering machine, cause his luck is a lot like mine.

Poor Jim. At least you don't have people shooting at you quite as often as he does, erika.


Jessica - Dec 16, 2005 11:31:49 am PST #255 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hey does anyone have any advice on how to figure out where the Christmas tree lots are, without having to drive around aimlessly?

Wow. I pass three tree sellers just on my way to work in the morning -- what's with you LA peeps that you have to hide them? So sad...


Aims - Dec 16, 2005 11:32:15 am PST #256 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

They ain't hidden, Seany is just a hermit.


Jessica - Dec 16, 2005 11:32:29 am PST #257 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

It's only ever too early for a drink if it's before noon.

It's always 5 pm somewhere...


Cass - Dec 16, 2005 11:33:35 am PST #258 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Ggggggreat. I just updated my phone. Then, because I have faith in technology, I put the old dead phone in the mailer and sent it bye-bye. Turns out that all of my speed dials are the wrong numbers. This is going to be fun to fix.


Sparky1 - Dec 16, 2005 11:35:20 am PST #259 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Delancey Street was kind enough to sell us a little tree this year.

SA, where will you be in Guatemala?


Scrappy - Dec 16, 2005 11:36:14 am PST #260 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

There's one across the street from the Hollywood Bowl on Highland, Sean.