No one would blame you and many would applaud if you bopped her smartly on the head.
I didn't raise my voice even once. I was so good. I DID snark once pushed but even a Bitch is only human.
Yes! Ohmigod! Someone's blondie bear's a twenty-question genius!
Harmony ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Dec 31, 2005 10:19:37 am PST #2485 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Dec 31, 2005 10:20:28 am PST #2486 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OK, more like forty miles. Just checked.
Katerina Bee - Dec 31, 2005 10:24:12 am PST #2487 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
Oh yes, send Letter of Discontent to L&T. Maybe you'll get some free stuff out of it. That actually worked for me this year - I bought 2 tires at Costco, and the next day I said, "Hm. They look a bit flat." They had less than 20 lbs of pressure each, so I wrote an Outraged Letter about customer safety - and ended up getting 2 tires installed free. That rocked.
MG can always hide out at my place for awhile, whether she cleans it or not. Of course, it's always nice when someone who is not me does my chores. Too bad I have no minion.
Beverly - Dec 31, 2005 10:31:31 am PST #2488 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I would be your minion, Katie. I could live in your shed! All alone, by myself, whenever I wasn't feeling like human interaction. And I would clean and launder and...and...cook. Maybe. And pet the kitties and...
Ah well. Nice fantasy while it lasted.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 31, 2005 10:32:01 am PST #2489 of 10001
What is even happening?
"If you could tell me where I could buy two-ply, current season, lord & taylor lable cashmere for eleven dollars I'd appreciate it very much because I'd never have to come here again."
This is just perfection on a stick. I'm sorry the sales person acted so unreasonably about an even exchange. Definitely write that letter.
Pix - Dec 31, 2005 10:37:06 am PST #2490 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
thwaps L&T for Trudy
Dear lord. What asshats.
It's raining here...a lot. Ask me if I've moved all of the rest of my stuff inside the apartment. Ask me if a table, my mother's luggage, and a bunch of odds and ends are still sitting outside on the patio. No wait, don't.
Sigh.
Katerina Bee - Dec 31, 2005 10:40:44 am PST #2491 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
(makes plans to transport Beverly to Chez Bee)
Forget the chores, let's have some fancy umbrella drinks and go to the bookstore. Then we'll sit and play with beads and I'll show you the marvel of how Mishka helps with every project without disturbing it much.
Deena - Dec 31, 2005 10:47:13 am PST #2492 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
I want the Beverly! I'll give her Nick's room, and she can decorate it how she likes, and I'll feed her, and if she occasionally helps tidy, that would be lovely but not required. In fact, she could keep me company while I tidy. It would give me incentive; and she could hide out in her room whenever she liked. I would even make her door baby-proof so they wouldn't get into her stuff.
Beverly - Dec 31, 2005 10:54:23 am PST #2493 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Oooh! Decisions, decisions. An embarrassment of choices. Thank you, dears. I'd more than love to take you both up on your offers. I'll let you know.
Katerina Bee - Dec 31, 2005 11:01:07 am PST #2494 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
Imaginary visits for everyone!