Harken: You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war? Zoe: Fought with a lot of people in the war. Harken: And your husband? Zoe: Fight with him sometimes, too.

'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 6:32:15 pm PST #2417 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hooded seals are their whole own kind of ugly.

My internet connection is being cranky. I've had to restart the router & modem 5 times tonight.


billytea - Dec 30, 2005 6:43:15 pm PST #2418 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

12-foot prehensile penis ahoy!

Have we ever considered that Captain Ahab may have had some very personal unspoken reasons for seeking revenge against the white whale?


amych - Dec 30, 2005 6:44:56 pm PST #2419 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Bragging again, BT?


brenda m - Dec 30, 2005 6:45:47 pm PST #2420 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You know, the Wally report seems to have raunched up a bit from what I remember.


billytea - Dec 30, 2005 6:53:01 pm PST #2421 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You know, the Wally report seems to have raunched up a bit from what I remember.

Pfft. As I recall, the Wally report has previously been COMM'd for the prehensile penis. This is old hat (so to speak).


Lee - Dec 30, 2005 7:05:12 pm PST #2422 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am done cleaning for now, and I am about to have potato skins.


sarameg - Dec 30, 2005 7:39:42 pm PST #2423 of 10001

Psst, Perkins. Hug juliana for me, will you?


Lee - Dec 30, 2005 7:43:26 pm PST #2424 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Will do, sarameg.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 7:44:33 pm PST #2425 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There could be cheek pinching, perhaps?


sarameg - Dec 30, 2005 7:47:09 pm PST #2426 of 10001

I wish that on no one.