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Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Cass - Dec 30, 2005 12:38:12 pm PST #2349 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

That is the exact reason I am pro-premarital sex.

Exactly. Your wedding night is not the time to find out that it is the *whole* chicken.

Metro North to Scarsdale and walk twenty minutes each way to the fucking mall or whatever.

This. You will know your power whenever you wear the twinset. Or badger the Lord and Taylor customer service into doing this for you.

No, wait, super secret option 3 is to get a zip car to scarsdale.

Better! I am pro zipcar.

Now it mocks me, every time I use the BRQG.

This is amusing. But very wrong. The BROQ should not mock. The worst it should do is keep returning the same COMM while you frantically hit Reload.

Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2005 12:39:59 pm PST #2350 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Getting a zipcar on new years eve, however, is no easy task. all the cheap ones are booked

Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 12:40:49 pm PST #2351 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That is the exact reason I am pro-premarital sex.

Exactly. Your wedding night is not the time to find out that it is the *whole* chicken.

Note to others who may be skimming -- the above two comments are not in response to the Batman joke.

Fay - Dec 30, 2005 12:42:09 pm PST #2352 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I am relieved to hear that.

Cass - Dec 30, 2005 12:42:24 pm PST #2353 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Exchange the sweater next weekend?

to the liquor store, and the grocery store, and maybe the other grocery store

I feel like this when "grocery shopping" ends up meaning the farmer's market, Trader Joe's and gay Ralphs. However I am glad to have access to them all and since TJ and GR are next door to each other, easy peasy-ish.

Thanks for the tea rec, sumi. I love good tea.

Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2005 12:44:14 pm PST #2354 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ah, they won't hold it that long.

Lesson 1 on how to lose a customer: make her nuts

Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2005 12:45:28 pm PST #2355 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

AND NOW THEY'VE CUT ME OFF BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRANSFER A FUCKING CALL

Spidra Webster - Dec 30, 2005 12:48:15 pm PST #2356 of 10001

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Your wedding night is not the time to find out that it is the *whole* chicken

I am very very curious about this phrase. What means this? I am unschooled in the ways of men and poultry.

Fay - Dec 30, 2005 12:50:55 pm PST #2357 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I think it's something to do with chicks. Or maybe cocks. Probably a combination of the two.

juliana - Dec 30, 2005 12:56:37 pm PST #2358 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Perkins rocks. Did we all know that? Because she does.

Back to lurkerdom! Well, more like very dark grey-ness, b/c my stuff won't be delivered until the 4th. So. I wonder where the nearest library to my new apartment is?

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