I subscribe to a Yahoo news alert for "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." This [link] showed up today. Look at what the girl in the second family wants for Christmas.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Dec 16, 2005 9:43:30 am PST #198 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Spidra Webster - Dec 16, 2005 10:13:56 am PST #199 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I didn't feel it, but my co-worker did (we're in Berkeley). In my defense, I was on the phone with a customer plus we have a bump in the road near hear that makes the 18-wheelers, delivery vans and trucks make a hellish bump and racket when they pass over it...so I may have screened out a penny-ante earthquake.
Trudy Booth - Dec 16, 2005 10:15:05 am PST #200 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sluuuuuut
beekaytee - Dec 16, 2005 10:16:36 am PST #201 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
After I fled to the other coast, it took me two years to quit jumping every time a truck rolled by in DC. That last big one I was in? Made an impression. Which still seems weird to me after growing up in the East Bay amid literally uncountable tremors.
juliana - Dec 16, 2005 10:20:52 am PST #202 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Everyone here is all OMGEARTHSHAKEYWTF when I tell them I'm moving to SF. I try to tell them that I'd much rather have the earth move than a giant funnel cloud chasing me, but the Midwestern fear of the ground shaking is quite ingrained.
Laura - Dec 16, 2005 10:21:13 am PST #203 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I've never felt the earth move beneath my feet, on account of earthquake anyway.
Deena - Dec 16, 2005 10:22:00 am PST #204 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Timelies. I hope today is going better than yesterday for everyone. Aimee' your friends are in my thoughts. I'm so sorry for their loss.
Suzi, I hope CJ learns his lesson this time and it's a long time before you have to be the mean mom again.
Hugs and hairpats to everyone dealing with retail hell, work tribulations and family woes.
Today's Kara exchange:
Kara: Do you 'member when I was 'dopted?
Me: You weren't adopted! I had you for my very own.
Kara: And that's why you're going to 'dopt another baby when I die!
Me: You're not going to die!
Kara: That's right! I'm going to live forever and ever!
Me: Well, for a very, very long time; until you're very old.
Kara: Oh. Okay.
Spidra Webster - Dec 16, 2005 10:29:02 am PST #205 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I try to tell them that I'd much rather have the earth move than a giant funnel cloud chasing me, but the Midwestern fear of the ground shaking is quite ingrained.
That's the way I feel about it. I'm a native Californian. Big earthquakes are pretty rare. Big tornadoes happen with regularity every damned season. When I went to Swedish language camp in MN and saw the sky turn GREEN, I had childhood Wizard of Oz horror flashbacks.
I guess it's what you're used to.
vw bug - Dec 16, 2005 10:31:38 am PST #206 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
OMG. That was hysterical. We did a Yankee Swap with the Christmas presents. I'm surprised that didn't last forever!
esse - Dec 16, 2005 10:32:23 am PST #207 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Good afternoon! Cass, sorry about your grandma. My grandfather broke his hip earlier this year and is on this third bout of cancer. It's so, so hard.
Kara is so funny, Deena. Scary. But funny.