Wash: I didn't think you were one for rituals and such. Mal: I'm not, but it'll keep the others busy for a while. No reason to concern them with what's to be done.

'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Dec 28, 2005 9:45:18 am PST #1919 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

My boss has a Relay, and it's sweet -- and that's coming from a minivan-hatah. Sadly, the last time we did a carpool to an offsite thingy, I called shotgun and then the rest of those bitches discovered the DVD player with the Muppet Show in it.

It does come with the Muppet Show, right?


Fay - Dec 28, 2005 9:45:21 am PST #1920 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Kara IS the funniest evil genius ever. Bless her.

And now I'm bitter that I didn't get a Man-pony for Christmas. Damn it. I've been good!


Aims - Dec 28, 2005 9:48:53 am PST #1921 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I want a Kara-porn name!


Jessica - Dec 28, 2005 9:49:40 am PST #1922 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Accomplished today:

  • returned blazingly uncomfortable "memory foam" pillows -- more like memory BRICKS
  • purchased big fuzzy hat
  • packaged grandparents' semi-belated Hannukah gift
  • bought shrimp for dinner

Not yet accomplished today:

  • decide what to do with shrimp
  • gym
  • acquire man-pony


Sean K - Dec 28, 2005 9:51:55 am PST #1923 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

returned blazingly uncomfortable "memory foam" pillows -- more like memory BRICKS

I've slept on one of those Swedish Memory Foam Approved by NASA beds for several days, and it was one of the most uncomfortable, unpleasant sleeping experiences of my life.

And they're damned expensive.


Deena - Dec 28, 2005 9:53:36 am PST #1924 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Aimee, she says you're Cotton Candy Pony.


Jessica - Dec 28, 2005 9:54:15 am PST #1925 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm guessing that the super-expensive ones are less brick-like than the Macy's brand knockoffs, but I just don't have that kind of money. Ah well. Back to hypoallergenic ecoDown it is.


Deena - Dec 28, 2005 9:54:21 am PST #1926 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I like the new hybrid beds. They've got springs and memory foam, so they feel like real beds stuffed with cloud.


d - Dec 28, 2005 9:54:41 am PST #1927 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

I love mine. I'm Tempur Pedic's bitch, though.


P.M. Marc - Dec 28, 2005 9:56:26 am PST #1928 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I've slept on one of those Swedish Memory Foam Approved by NASA beds for several days, and it was one of the most uncomfortable, unpleasant sleeping experiences of my life.

See, I can take them or leave them, but the devotion to them shown by people like, oh, my parents, is practically cultish.

::clings to notion of getting a queen bed next month::