It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Dec 24, 2005 7:54:20 pm PST #1558 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

t waving

Not in verichat?


NoiseDesign - Dec 24, 2005 7:58:44 pm PST #1559 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I never reauthorized Verichat. I need to do that.

If by The Usual crew you mean me, the woman working the bar, and two other strangers, then yes. They are here. Yo, ho, ho and a virgin birth.


Pix - Dec 24, 2005 8:00:26 pm PST #1560 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I shall text you with abandon, then. I need to get out of this living room anyway, but the wifi doesn't reach to the bedroom. Feh.


Spidra Webster - Dec 24, 2005 8:09:06 pm PST #1561 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Heh. I read that as "the wife doesn't reach the bedroom".


NoiseDesign - Dec 24, 2005 8:12:53 pm PST #1562 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Right. She's chained to the kitchen.


Sean K - Dec 24, 2005 8:19:36 pm PST #1563 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, that was "the crew" you'd previously talked about.

I bought S Kate Bush's new one (first in 12 years) for Xmas. We're listening to it now.

Wow. That's all I have to say. Wow.


NoiseDesign - Dec 24, 2005 8:24:16 pm PST #1564 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I'm just out of the house for a bit at my bar. I need to make it through tomorrow and then it's back to LA.


Pix - Dec 24, 2005 8:24:45 pm PST #1565 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Chained to the...wow, talk about holiday spirit!


NoiseDesign - Dec 24, 2005 8:26:23 pm PST #1566 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Well, I didn't describe the rest of the outfit.


SuziQ - Dec 24, 2005 8:42:00 pm PST #1567 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Merry, merry all.

Just spent an interesting evening at my father's. My father's third wife's sister's husband is creepy and they have an equally creepy son. I had thought I was the only one to find them creepy, but apparently C picked up on the vibe and confirmed my suspicions.

Otherwise there was ok food and good conversation (with creepy dudes just staring and not talking).

K-bug (who is 4 days post-wisdom teeth extraction) looks like she has gone 10 rounds with Tanya Harding...and only one person asked what happened. It makes me wonder what the others THOUGHT. I mean, she has two black eyes, with swollen and bruised checks. The color range of her bruises is truly impressive.

Anyway - I hope everyone survives their families and has a wonderful 25th.