Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - Dec 21, 2005 12:41:48 pm PST #1007 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

OMGosh, I need to quit my whining and feeling sorry for myself. I kept thinking that I was hearing a weird noise. I looked out the patio door, but there was nothing unusual going on. Later I decided to take out the garbage. I saw my elderly neighbor two doors down, sitting on her steps crying and surrounded by emergency medical personnel. They attached an IV, loaded her onto a stretcher (she screamed, poor thing) and off they went. My guess is broken hip from slipping on the rain-wetted walk. Poor thing! If only I had thought to check further, maybe she was sitting there all alone for awhile.

Seekrit message to DavidS: Back atcha.


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 12:45:51 pm PST #1008 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Houston, we have a rough draft! I repeat! We have a rough draft! All 19-pages of it!


ChiKat - Dec 21, 2005 12:46:44 pm PST #1009 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

WooHoo, vw!!!!!!


erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 12:49:26 pm PST #1010 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Yay... vw, I'll tell you a secret, when I got behind writing papers I used to make up citations sometimes. I guess I was good at it. Aw, well, goodbye cabinet post, right?


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 12:51:06 pm PST #1011 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Fortunatley, this one has no citations. It's kind of a memoir. Kind of. Big kind of.


Ginger - Dec 21, 2005 12:51:50 pm PST #1012 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay! Is this your last assignment for the semester, vw?


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 12:52:23 pm PST #1013 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Last assignment. Still have a final tomorrow morning (that I really should get studying for).


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2005 12:52:50 pm PST #1014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Erika, you'd be the first person I told.


Laura - Dec 21, 2005 12:59:17 pm PST #1015 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear Katie B, I hope your neighbor is ok. Ouch.


erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 1:00:26 pm PST #1016 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Bitchin', ita. Especially as I can count on you to be all continental and cool and not blurt out "OMG, do you know who you are? Dude...Frank Fucking Pembleton. Dag." And stuff as in a Chris Farley sketch. "Remember Homicide? That was *awesome*!" Just don't mess him up too much if you kick him in the head, okay?