Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - Dec 21, 2005 12:41:48 pm PST #1007 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

OMGosh, I need to quit my whining and feeling sorry for myself. I kept thinking that I was hearing a weird noise. I looked out the patio door, but there was nothing unusual going on. Later I decided to take out the garbage. I saw my elderly neighbor two doors down, sitting on her steps crying and surrounded by emergency medical personnel. They attached an IV, loaded her onto a stretcher (she screamed, poor thing) and off they went. My guess is broken hip from slipping on the rain-wetted walk. Poor thing! If only I had thought to check further, maybe she was sitting there all alone for awhile.

Seekrit message to DavidS: Back atcha.


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 12:45:51 pm PST #1008 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Houston, we have a rough draft! I repeat! We have a rough draft! All 19-pages of it!


ChiKat - Dec 21, 2005 12:46:44 pm PST #1009 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

WooHoo, vw!!!!!!


erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 12:49:26 pm PST #1010 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yay... vw, I'll tell you a secret, when I got behind writing papers I used to make up citations sometimes. I guess I was good at it. Aw, well, goodbye cabinet post, right?


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 12:51:06 pm PST #1011 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Fortunatley, this one has no citations. It's kind of a memoir. Kind of. Big kind of.


Ginger - Dec 21, 2005 12:51:50 pm PST #1012 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay! Is this your last assignment for the semester, vw?


vw bug - Dec 21, 2005 12:52:23 pm PST #1013 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Last assignment. Still have a final tomorrow morning (that I really should get studying for).


§ ita § - Dec 21, 2005 12:52:50 pm PST #1014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Erika, you'd be the first person I told.


Laura - Dec 21, 2005 12:59:17 pm PST #1015 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear Katie B, I hope your neighbor is ok. Ouch.


erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 1:00:26 pm PST #1016 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Bitchin', ita. Especially as I can count on you to be all continental and cool and not blurt out "OMG, do you know who you are? Dude...Frank Fucking Pembleton. Dag." And stuff as in a Chris Farley sketch. "Remember Homicide? That was *awesome*!" Just don't mess him up too much if you kick him in the head, okay?