No hitting, I fear, especially when a new student is being signed up just over there. She detached, I asked her what that was, and she said (outside voice) that she liked me and couldn't help herself, and was supposed to have the paper. Since it was page two of seven, I let her keep it (plus it was al crumpled in her attack) and she stuffed it into her pants where I assured her it was quite safe from us all.
Here is your cup of coffee. Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.
Xander ,'Chosen'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 8:13:01 pm PST #9589 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 8:15:46 pm PST #9590 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I like you more than she does, and I can help myself.
I dislike this person. We shall never be friends. And she bit you.
She loses. At life.
Cass - Jan 12, 2006 8:17:18 pm PST #9591 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
So no psych test for krav classes then?
::rereads what happened::
Wow. Just wow.
§ ita § - Jan 12, 2006 8:22:31 pm PST #9592 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We encourage (and breed) a certain sort of crazy. Not her specific breed of a lack of survival instinct, though.
Cass - Jan 12, 2006 8:28:23 pm PST #9593 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I should introduce her to the cricket I just accidentally killed. Maybe they can compare notes.
(In my defense, I was trying to get it out of the sink and the water was already going by the time I saw it. I did stop the kittenish from attacking with my clever use of a bit of turkey. Pretty much just means I wasted the protein since the big died anyway. I really wasn't trying to kill it even after it startled the yelp out of me.)
aurelia - Jan 12, 2006 10:08:25 pm PST #9594 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Skipping a few hundred posts to make sure tommyrot knows about the Penguins On Parade in Hinsdale. [link] They are being auctioned at the Brookfield Zoo this sunday. Here's some pics of one penguin. [link]
Strix - Jan 13, 2006 2:55:14 am PST #9595 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I was a forceps delivery, and it almost took my eye out. This was 1972, and my doc was called off the golf course to come in and deliver, and he was LOADED. The nurses kept the doc from doing too much, and I was ok.
Ah, the halcyon days before malpractice suits.
DebetEsse - Jan 13, 2006 4:11:57 am PST #9596 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
t pokes the Internet
Dance, monkey!
So, you're all, like, Grammar people, right?. And I was wondering what you, like, thought of the idea that "like" and "um", in, like, the way people talk, are, um, like, interjections?
tommyrot - Jan 13, 2006 4:24:28 am PST #9597 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Interjections inspired one of the best Schoolhouse Rock songs....
tommyrot - Jan 13, 2006 4:38:23 am PST #9598 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.