I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Spidra Webster - Jan 12, 2006 11:50:27 am PST #9519 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'm loving billytea's walking Mutual of Omaha show. Man, what a font of knowledge you are, billytea.


Kathy A - Jan 12, 2006 11:53:23 am PST #9520 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Today's Chicago Tribune has a great behind-the-scenes look at Nordstrom's shoe department for all those Buffista shoe sluts out there. The Michigan Ave. store has 75,000 pairs of shoes on two floors, and did $1 million in business last month (yes, that's "month," not "year")!


Allyson - Jan 12, 2006 12:14:34 pm PST #9521 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just had too much lunch. Teriyaki beef, shrimp tempura, marinated mussels, rice, miso soup. Yummy. But too much.


shrift - Jan 12, 2006 12:18:46 pm PST #9522 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Several times today I've been asked, "Where's [my former coworker]?" His chair's been empty for weeks. I guess they thought he was just on vacation. They all looked baffled when I say, "Uh, he quit?"

It really makes me want know what'll happen here on the day after my last day, man.


Dana - Jan 12, 2006 12:27:58 pm PST #9523 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

It really makes me want know what'll happen here on the day after my last day, man.

Oh, you'll have to leave a blowup doll in your chair. Or a pile of ashes. Or a sign saying "The mothership finally came."


Gudanov - Jan 12, 2006 12:30:45 pm PST #9524 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Maybe you should leave a set of clothes on your chair so they think you're the only person around who got raptured.


sarameg - Jan 12, 2006 12:36:57 pm PST #9525 of 10002

HOLYMOTHEROFGOD, I'm going to kill someone.

I spent several weeks explaining the logic of the system to the developers a couple years ago.Why? Because I was the only one still around who knew, they needed to replicate the logic in the rewrite. Wrote up test procedures for them, etc based on this logic.

When they rewrote the system, they rewrote the logic. And never told me. I've been operating under a totally different set of rules.

My life just became much more difficult.

I guess the good news is that it took two years before we noticed the discrepancy, right?!


shrift - Jan 12, 2006 12:51:34 pm PST #9526 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Or a sign saying "The mothership finally came."

Hee. A big red PANIC! button on my keyboard. Or leave iTunes on repeat playing a neener mix: "Leaving on a Jet Plane/Take This Job and Shove It/They're Coming To Take Me Away/Twisting/Fitter Happier/Don't Ask Me."


shrift - Jan 12, 2006 12:56:10 pm PST #9527 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh my god. HA. Someone just submitted a RUSH!!! request. At six o'clock.

It is to snort incredulously.


brenda m - Jan 12, 2006 1:00:22 pm PST #9528 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Damn, too bad you're not out tomorrow, only to find the email on Monday. Wait, holiday (for people not me), Tuesday!