Today I suspect I shall either a) die of boredom, or b) get up to some hijinks that I will regret on the morrow.
I think you should write me some porn.
I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jan 12, 2006 9:00:32 am PST #9462 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Calli - Jan 12, 2006 9:10:19 am PST #9463 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
This little piggy went to Xavier's School for the Gifted:
Scientists in Taiwan say they have bred three fluorescent green pigs that glow in the dark. >[link]
Nutty - Jan 12, 2006 9:14:50 am PST #9464 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
You know what I have discovered today? I am a terrible editor.
You know why I am a terrible editor? Because I loathe bad prose so much I'd really rather not read it.
Unfortunately, reading bad prose is kind of an editor's job.
And OMG how bad is this prose? It is not literally incoherent, but it is written by somebody with tenure and way too much stature in the field for his own good. Who needs to be BEATEN with The Elements of Style.
brenda m - Jan 12, 2006 9:15:56 am PST #9465 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Randomosity:
So I'm going down Michigan avenue and I see a bunch of picketers, so naturally I turn to see who they're striking against and...huh. They all have on blue wigs, and the signs say "ROBOTS ARE YOUR FRIENDS."
tommyrot - Jan 12, 2006 9:23:00 am PST #9466 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um... huh?
Some sort of marketing scheme?
Calli - Jan 12, 2006 9:24:14 am PST #9467 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
the signs say "ROBOTS ARE YOUR FRIENDS."
Anyone carrying signs saying, "I welcome my robot overlords"?
brenda m - Jan 12, 2006 9:24:49 am PST #9468 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I was on the bus, so that's all I got.
Aims - Jan 12, 2006 9:25:47 am PST #9469 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Joe just got a book called "How to Survive a Robot Uprising".
Jessica - Jan 12, 2006 9:27:25 am PST #9470 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
[eta: This pic explains who they are -- it's a marketing scheme for some PS2 game.]
Megan E. - Jan 12, 2006 9:27:46 am PST #9471 of 10002
People here seem to have their finger on the pulse of the latest pop-culture trends.
Can anyone explain to me the MORE COWBELL phenomenon?