We didn't have computers in the classroom back then, so teacher made us LARP Oregon Trail instead. Some of the boys got way too into their death scenes after they looked up "dysentery".
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Jan 11, 2006 1:07:36 pm PST #9318 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
sj - Jan 11, 2006 1:09:41 pm PST #9319 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Is this funny?
Yes.
P.M. Marc - Jan 11, 2006 1:11:21 pm PST #9320 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I think it's funny.
Lee - Jan 11, 2006 1:13:09 pm PST #9321 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
me too.
Allyson - Jan 11, 2006 1:13:14 pm PST #9322 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I need four votes to go to lightbulbs. Um. I mean to save it and move on.
ChiKat - Jan 11, 2006 1:15:10 pm PST #9323 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Fourthing the funny.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 1:15:29 pm PST #9324 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Save it! Move on!
It's funny.
Consensed.
bon bon - Jan 11, 2006 1:17:09 pm PST #9325 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I think it's funny, except I think dysentery is simply a funnier disease than cholera. It's the shits!
Aims - Jan 11, 2006 1:17:54 pm PST #9326 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Don't you mean "shiznits"?
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2006 1:22:38 pm PST #9327 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fo shizzle, mah pionizzle!