You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Jan 10, 2006 10:59:52 am PST #9043 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Uh, yeah. That was on the news when I woke up this morning. I thought maybe I dreamed it.

Maybe you ARE dreaming it as you sit corpsified in front of Montel.


Gudanov - Jan 10, 2006 11:00:01 am PST #9044 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Still all snowy here. [link]


Jars - Jan 10, 2006 11:05:17 am PST #9045 of 10002

Conditions for mummification - wetness, dryness and/or coldness, more or less. I'm guessing the ac kept the corpse cool enough for drying to take place.


Steph L. - Jan 10, 2006 11:05:50 am PST #9046 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Uh, yeah. That was on the news when I woke up this morning. I thought maybe I dreamed it.

Maybe you ARE dreaming it as you sit corpsified in front of Montel.

If I were dreaming, I wouldn't be at work, listening to my co-worker clear her sinuses.


brenda m - Jan 10, 2006 11:08:03 am PST #9047 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Honestly - if they can't resolve it right fricking now, I say you tell them it'll be reported as a fraudulent charge.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 10, 2006 11:12:21 am PST #9048 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I'm with Brenda. I would call whomever one would call to report a fraudulent charge and do it.


§ ita § - Jan 10, 2006 11:23:17 am PST #9049 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know what? The sentence "The problem is--no one spellchecks any more." is treacherous. Until I heard it out of the corner of my ear, I'd never realised how similar "spellchecks" and "felches" sounded.

Thank Dog that didn't happen at work. Hard to hide my reaction.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 10, 2006 11:25:43 am PST #9050 of 10002
What is even happening?

tommyrot, I'm also with brenda, and when the flummoxed customer service representative doesn't know what to say, you take his/her name (first and last) and direct phone line, and ask to speak to a supervisor. When they say they'll have the supervisor call you, you refuse, and say you'll hang on the line, then ask for the supervisor's first and last names, and direct line, "in case we get cut off." Lather, rinse, repeat, 'til you reach the guy who has the right type of password to their billing-a/r system, to reverse the payment, right there online.

All this paperwork is THEIR problem, and they're trying to make it your problem. They charged your account ten times (right?) the amount of your bill. Tell them you'll be calling the State's Attorney's fraud office, if it's not taken care of immediately, by someone who can fix it (and someone can, just not someone in the phone unit) and that you will be taking them to small claims court for any interest charges that appear on your debit card account. Refuse to take no for an answer, and refuse to get off the phone. They won't know what to do with you.


Calli - Jan 10, 2006 11:29:56 am PST #9051 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I agree with Topic!Cindy, tommyrot. This was their screw-up, and they are responsible for dealing with it in a timely manner. Keeping thousands of your dollars for well over a week does not equal a timely manner.


Dana - Jan 10, 2006 11:31:20 am PST #9052 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I think I missed the beginning of this story, but I've gathered that Comcast overcharged you by some vast amount, and they're saying it'll take two weeks to fix?

Hell, no. I agree with Cindy. Stay on the phone and refuse to hang up until someone fixes this.