Take jobs as they come -- and we'll never be under the heel of nobody ever again. No matter how long the arm of the Alliance might get, we'll just get ourselves a little further.

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 09, 2006 4:37:50 am PST #8724 of 10002

I'm teetering on the edge of a cold. I'd rather it go away.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2006 4:38:59 am PST #8725 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd rather it go away.

Take pills.

I just bought albums for the first time on iTunes. Why is that scary?


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2006 4:51:19 am PST #8726 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How stupid do ya' have to be to say this on television....

Were Paris Hilton and her sweetie Stavros Niarchros under the influence when they had that recent car crash?

Daredevil “Wild Boy” Steve-O claims that he gave the partying pair “some mind-altering substances” shortly before the November fender bender.

“About a half hour before Paris Hilton had that car crash, I may have given her some mind-altering substances,” Steve-O blurted out on Jimmy Kimmel live last week. He also said that prior to the accident he had met Hilton and Niarchos at a night club and provided them with nitrous-filled balloons. “I probably shouldn’t say that,” Steve-O said and added, “Whoops!”

Also, this guy isn't helping things, except to make them more funny:

Is Tom Cruise doing the work of Satan? That’s the charge being leveled by one pastor who has blasted the “War of the Worlds” star and his religion, Scientology.

“Satan takes all praise and glory from Redeemer Christ for all honor and esteem granted [Scientology founder L. Ron] Hubbard and his wild spheres of inner ascendancy,” pastor J. Grant Swank, Jr. writes on the web site PostChronicle.com. “Cruise, like many other famous individuals, particularly actors, furthers the cult of Scientology as Satan uses this means by which to direct eternal souls away from Christ to Hubbard.”

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eta:

"wild spheres of inner ascendancy" - ooh baby!


Sophia Brooks - Jan 09, 2006 4:56:32 am PST #8727 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh my god! The internet! I love you!

I was internetless Sunday because apparently my credit card, which my internet was autocharged to, expired , didn't go through for 2 months, and immediately escalated to 'We shut you off for non-payment" How bout a warning, earthlink?!?!


sarameg - Jan 09, 2006 4:59:49 am PST #8728 of 10002

Pills would only give me a bloody nose at this point. Or put me to sleep. While I like sleep, I kinda need to figure out why all my perl scripts started bombing at midnight on friday.


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2006 5:03:57 am PST #8729 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I kinda need to figure out why all my perl scripts started bombing at midnight on friday.

Blame the midnight scripter what bombs at midnight.


Tom Scola - Jan 09, 2006 5:05:15 am PST #8730 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I kinda need to figure out why all my perl scripts started bombing at midnight on friday.

You ran out of disk space.


JZ - Jan 09, 2006 5:13:28 am PST #8731 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The whole time I was reading that article about the old man and the mouse, I couldn't stop thinking, "You know, if he'd only heeded the cautionary tale of the Squirrel Cop, this never would have happened."


shrift - Jan 09, 2006 5:17:46 am PST #8732 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

There seems to be a critical lack of peons at my workplace.

Signed,
Pissy Rare Peon Type Person


Megan E. - Jan 09, 2006 5:19:01 am PST #8733 of 10002

I stopped taking the vitamins because I take so many prescription drugs that it made me feel like I was popping too many drugs all at once. I need to get past that feeling I guess.

I've starting taking a Calcium supplement because I hate drinking milk, so I know I don't get enough calcium in my diet, and because both my grandmothers had osteoporosis. Maybe it's too late to stop the inevitibility of this but maybe it's not.