STEP AWAY FROM THE PHONE. PUT IT IN THE FREEZER.
Ok, so that works best with credit cards, but still....
Xander ,'Lessons'
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STEP AWAY FROM THE PHONE. PUT IT IN THE FREEZER.
Ok, so that works best with credit cards, but still....
Or, y'know, call Laura.
Tom, put down the phone.
Stay here and play with us, instead
You could call me but I'm online! Leave me a voicemail TOM!
OK, I've left messages for Laura and Sue.
This whole drunk dialing thing leaves a lot to be desired.
Sylvester who has never laid about in the sink is now having a nice nap in the bathroom sink. Pictures have been taken and will be submitted to cats in sinks at some point. cutiehead cat.
Tom, I think staying here and entertaining us is a better idea.
cleaning/productive report:
dishwasher is running
dinner is cooking
last of the handwshing is air drying
I can't wait to stop downloading these stupid songs to hear Tom's message!
HEY PEOPLE WHO VOLUNTEER! ANSWER! Sheesh.
Silly Syl. Devi's only curled up in the sink once, when the a/c was on the fritz. These days, she likes lying on the bathroom floor because it is so warm. See, the apartment below me is vacant and apparently, the heat is on constantly. Enough that I haven't run the heater in days and days because the warmth coming through the floor keeps my apartment at 68, easy. I've actually opened windows to keep it from getting too warm. Hey, cheaper bills for me.
OTOH, this morning, the vacant apartment was also OPEN, which freaks me the hell out. Doorknob missing. I'll visit the leasing office in the morning. If I hear anything, I'm so calling the cops. It may just be maintenance doing stuff, but still. Creepy.
I guess I leave lame messages.
Tom, do not go there. Sue is downloading a bunch of music on dial-up, so she can't return the call. And we all know that Laura is super nice, so she would call back if she could.
Where did you get drunk and was there an occassion or just felt like a good Sunday to get drunk?