I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2006 11:10:57 am PST #8291 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you have to fence off the live music--dive.


beth b - Jan 06, 2006 11:16:49 am PST #8292 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

there are 3 bars in our neighborhood( there used to be 11 at one point)

The derby- dive, small , bad screwdrivers, and people who are more open to all kinds of people give it a sideways look.

The mexican place that I can't remember the name of - mostly spanish spoken there. there is a sign on the door ( in spanish ) that says no guns, knives, or farm implements.There are lots of bar fights and they hire sequrity gards. I'd call it dive, but they serve a very specific group of people so some of it is neighborhood bar.

The florence - been there forever and ever amen. Biker bar. pool tables . not a place to order scotch , because they don't have much that is good. people are a fraid of it because it is a " biker bar" - but we know who owns all the harleys. They have food on special occasions, the usuals police the behvior of each other and strangers, and they have bands. They have a bike drive every year at xmas time and get bikes for kids at xmas ( not motorcycles). neighborhood bar.

I don't think there are any bars with swank in Fremont.


Daisy Jane - Jan 06, 2006 11:17:01 am PST #8293 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Actually, I think of that as more of a honky-tonk.

ETA: That being live music, no cover


tommyrot - Jan 06, 2006 11:18:18 am PST #8294 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I might be out $2740.00 for a few days....


Betsy HP - Jan 06, 2006 11:20:21 am PST #8295 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

no guns, knives, or farm implements.

I hate it when people bring their manure spreaders into the bar.


beth b - Jan 06, 2006 11:21:18 am PST #8296 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

The florence - a honky-tonk? - too small, no danceing.

I just thought of a swanky bar in fremont - across the road is Papillon, a french restaurant. actually has a real nice bar- with good wine and themake a cosmo right. I really should be able to guess the name of whatever orange liquor is in the cosmo.

never mind - you weren't talking to me...


Lee - Jan 06, 2006 11:21:38 am PST #8297 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ack, Tommy, that sucks. I hope they fix it quickly.

I do not want a diet coke. I do not want a diet coke. I do not want a diet coke.


flea - Jan 06, 2006 11:21:52 am PST #8298 of 10002
information libertarian

It's the hoes they object to.

amych, the Green Room strikes me as a dive from the outside. Yes/no?


Daisy Jane - Jan 06, 2006 11:23:55 am PST #8299 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

never mind - you weren't talking to me...

Hah. And I was just going to repost the edit.

Must remember that not everyone's pages look like mine, and they do not, in fact, have to hit Previous to see my edit.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2006 11:24:18 am PST #8300 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I might be out $2740.00 for a few days....

That's freaking insane.

I want off this conference call so I can get dessert. First World Problem.