Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 06, 2006 8:12:40 am PST #8192 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Monkey News

An experiment at Duke University Medical Center offered thirsty monkeys a choice: their favorite drink, in this case, Juicy Juice brand cherry drink, or the opportunity to look at computer images of the dominant, “celebrity” monkey of their pack. Despite their thirst, they chose to look at the pictures. Monkeys with status have food, power and sexual magnetism — everything the others crave. The impulse to look at these “celebrity” monkeys was so strong, it superseded thirst.

also, has this been posted?

Capuchin monkeys learned to use money this year. Using a silver disk as currency that could be exchanged for food, the critters quickly developed budgeting and began following the basic rules of utility maximization and price theory. A capuchin even discovered the fungibility of money — that it could be used to buy not only food, but anything. The first new monetary monkey market: sex. Researchers were stunned when a male offered a female a token for a quick roll in the hay and she accepted. Afterward, the female traded her new token for a tasty grape.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 06, 2006 8:13:22 am PST #8193 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

this isn't his usual overnight guest.

Oh, ugh.

Man, roommates are tough.

I am SO helping you guys draw up a questionnaire next time. I'll even grill potential roommates for you!

(ETA: not that you guys aren't capable of choosing a roommate. Just that I doubt you are as mean and nasty as I am)


sarameg - Jan 06, 2006 8:14:17 am PST #8194 of 10002

bon, me too. In fact, I forgot again until you just reminded me.

Actually, the big shocker to me recently was a thing that mentioned Daniel Schorr's age. Now, logically, given what I know he's covered, it shouldn't be too startling. But dude! He's 90!


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2006 8:14:31 am PST #8195 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love the hooker monkeys.

I'm not one of the b.org monkey people, but with the aid of Wonderfalls I'm spreading monkey love at krav.

I get a frisson of pleasure when someone switches the subject by saying "And monkey monkey monkey. Not enough monkey love." And then does the little bookend hand gesture.


Jessica - Jan 06, 2006 8:14:41 am PST #8196 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

also, has this been posted?

I posted it months ago, but you've just reminded me that I was going to send it to the Ricky Gervais Show podcast, so thanks! (They have a segment called Monkey News.)


msbelle - Jan 06, 2006 8:15:57 am PST #8197 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!!!


Kathy A - Jan 06, 2006 8:17:30 am PST #8198 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

To quote one of the directors of Toy Story 2 (from the commentary), "Everything's better with monkeys."


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2006 8:18:06 am PST #8199 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You would be proud, msbelle.

And I'll definitely be spreading the monkey.


tommyrot - Jan 06, 2006 8:18:58 am PST #8200 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And I'll definitely be spreading the monkey.

Ew.


Rick - Jan 06, 2006 8:19:11 am PST #8201 of 10002

Nuh-uh. Vacuum cleaners.

I think that I've mentioned here before the experiment one of my colleagues did: she had people raise baby starlings in their homes, and waited to see what kind of "song" the starlings learned in the absence of other starlings. Some learned human speech, in the exact voice of one of the family members, e.g. "Good morning you stupid bird!" Others learned to sing the sound of the phone ringing or the microwave timer going off. But one bird "sang" the sound of the vacuum cleaner. The family swore that the bird would torment the cats by making this noise as they walked past.