Yeah, you know what's awesome? I have a report that I'm updating that says X number of people did a certain activity. I ask the program person if that's still true, he says that's crazy, it's more like 1/4 X. BAH!

OK, here's my submission for Most Disturbing Link of the Day: Photos of Pregnant Animals

Welcome to my site! My name is Simon 'Skunky' Morrison, and I very love animals. Probably it looks bizarre, but I very much like to see pregnant animals. I very much love to look at their huge, distended bellys. I have female dog named Marta, and each year she becomes pregnant, and I very like to observe her and touch her inflated belly. It's great!
Now, I want to show you my collection of photos of pregnant animals. Some of them I found in the Internet, some has scanned from magazines, and some has made by myself. The very first photo in Dogs section - it's pregnant Marta!

Um, there are quite a lot of photos....

TDS's ***** is oen of the funniest things I've seen since Lazy Sunday. Oh, how I laughed.

Oh yeah. I hurt myself laughing. Right up there with the Stone Phillips gravitas-off on the Colbert Reporrrrrr

I did not click the link, but Simon "Skunky" Morrison is creepy. And poor Marta.

The TDS thing bonbon mentioned was FUHNEE! I loved " Brokeback Senate "!

Also, Pierce Brosnan with the Col. Sanders beard is disturbing.

I slept late. I picked up a package at the PO which made me more late. My boss is out and no one seems to have noticed. SCORE!

Listened to the Project Runway podcast for the first time. TIM IS THE AWESOME.

I love the Tim podcast!!

Can you believe that Marla woman?

I can't believe Marla's still on that show. I mean, seriously.

So bored. So very very bored. And yet, I have lots to do-- but it is all boring stuff!

I keep dreaming about trying to do (stupid little) impossible tasks and wake up frustrated. last night I dreamt I was with my mother in JC Penney and bought a bunch of clothes, which I put in a suitcase right there. The suitcase was on a metal suitcase trolley. Then I spent my entire dream trying to get the cuitcase and trolley to the second floor. There was no escalator and I couldn;t find the elevator. I tried pulling it up the stairs, but the trolley kept falling apart. I would put the trolley back together. Then I found the elevators, but it was under contruction, so the only thing behing the elevator doors were these concrete slabs piled like steps to the second floor. So I then tried to drag the suitcase and trolley up the slabs, but they kept falling over.

All my dreams are like this. I keep waking up frustrated and annoyed!

I know! The inconsistency of keeping Santino because he is more original one week and then letting Guadalupe go while the copycat stays - - that bugs. Although I understand that they may have given more weight to the client's opinion for this challenge.