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Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Jan 05, 2006 8:38:38 am PST #7829 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I can skate, both roller and ice, as long as I don't need to stop. I can move and keep my balance under my own power, but stopping has generally involved steering myself towards a wall and grabbing hold. If I have a lot of room I can stop using the dragging one foot method. Never was able to do the hockey stop on ice skates and I haven't rollerskated since I was a kid. Never tried rollerblading.

Tried to learn how to skateboard as a teenager and best I managed was staying on while the dog pulled me when I took him for a walk (which he absolutely loved since he could run. Without the skateboard it was me constantly fighting to keep him reined in.)


Jessica - Jan 05, 2006 8:41:41 am PST #7830 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Like, can you ride a bike? Do a cartwheel? Catch, throw, hit a ball? Jump rope? Skate?

I can bike. I can skate a little, but only forwards, and no fancy footwork. I used to be a kickass softball player, but my throwing arm is for shit these days. I've never been able to do a cartwheel.


Kat - Jan 05, 2006 8:42:38 am PST #7831 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I wanna learn how to skateboard. Dancing? I'm like Jesse, I like to dance, I'm okay at it, but I don't do any formal stuff. Alibelle is a ballroom dancer though and I'd love to learn.

The formal lessons I had as a kid were ballet, tap and jazz. I took ballet FOREVER and was decent. I sucked at jazz because I had a hard time with not being turned out. Tap was too noisy and not enough arm stuff.


Daisy Jane - Jan 05, 2006 8:42:41 am PST #7832 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Heh. All the skills I learned as a child were, for the most part, because I saw someone else either do them, or do them poorly.

For example- I was a little too young for my waterbabies class, but mom needed one time convienient, so we took that one. The first day I screamed so loud and so much, even after being dunked that people were asking mom how long I could do that.

Next day, some other little kid was scared and I told him it was easy, held my breath and went under.

Getting my training wheels off my bike was pretty much the same. I screamed bloody murder until some little boy down the street was riding two wheeled, so I told dad to take mine off.

I can't hit with anything smaller than a tennis racket, and I can't throw anything other than a football. I have no depth perception. I can however drive a tackling dummy a considerable distance for my size.


Kalshane - Jan 05, 2006 8:43:35 am PST #7833 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Can you play any instrument? Hold a tune when singing?

No and no. I barely managed to croak out "Mary Had A Little Lamb" on the recorder in grade school and trying to read music mystified me. I wish I could sing, but I sadly can't.

how many people can dance, and what styles do you do well?

Can't dance. At all. Chronic case of white boy-itis.


Katie M - Jan 05, 2006 8:44:10 am PST #7834 of 10002
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

A new question: how many people can dance, and what styles do you do well? I've just started taking salsa and swing lessons, and I think I'm picking them up pretty well. And it's so much fun!

I did some ballroom and swing in college, and enjoyed it, though I'm sure most of my memory of it is gone by now. Wouldn't mind picking it up again if I had a partner, though. I also did modern dance all through my childhood, though I SUCKED at it.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2006 8:44:14 am PST #7835 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Outside of school, I learnt piano, singing, and steel drums. I learnt sewing, tennis, chemistry experiments, and crochet.

In school they taught us how to cook, farm, play recorder, field hockey, track and field and basic gymnastics.

Such a well-rounded girl am I.


Kat - Jan 05, 2006 8:44:23 am PST #7836 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

DJ, I was just going to say that there seems to be two separate skill sets of childhood. What we were taught explicitly (dance lessons, music lessons etc) and what we learned by a novice/expert relationship with other kids not necessarily with adults. And you've succinctly described an aspect of the latter.


sarameg - Jan 05, 2006 8:44:36 am PST #7837 of 10002

Every thursday in elementary school, PE was dance. Or if the weather sucked too much outside. Square dance, mainly. I don't remember the rest. It was CRUEL CRUEL TORTURE. I hated thursdays. That dread lasted years past elementary school. And no, I've never learned any dance since. Though that is more my general horror at group instruction than elementary trauma.


Vortex - Jan 05, 2006 8:44:51 am PST #7838 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Like, can you ride a bike? Do a cartwheel? Catch, throw, hit a ball? Jump rope? Skate? Any other skill I didn't mention?

yes, yes*, yes, yes, eys, yes, yes. can't think of any.

*in my childhood, I could do cartwheels. However, I have not attempted a cartwheel since the gymnastics unit in high school, so I can't say for sure.