Willow: It feels like we're going around in circles. Xander: Our circles are going around in circles. We got dizzy circles here.

'Sleeper'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Jan 04, 2006 9:57:02 am PST #7329 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Fingerprint matching, which I think is called AFIS? It always looked like the technician marked a certain type of characteristic on the fingerprint and those points are matched against the database. Anyone know how that works? I watch those forensic shows and am left wondering.

magic.

Doug Henning in a warehouse somewhere hooked up to wires and shit.


Jessica - Jan 04, 2006 9:58:14 am PST #7330 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

See, I don't think of those as AI because I hate them, and although it's cheaper, often less effective for me as the consumer.

I don't mean customer service, I mean the actual switching. Which used to be done by people, and is now completely automated. (It's not "intelligent" persay, but it is a human job that is now done by machines.)


Dana - Jan 04, 2006 9:59:05 am PST #7331 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And...O'Reilly called the Great Britain intelligence service "M one 6." Uh...


Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2006 9:59:25 am PST #7332 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

See, I don't think of those as AI because I hate them,

Yeah? Well, I hate Microsoft Word, but that doesn't make it any less of a software application.

A non-hatable voice-recognition application is your voice-triggered cellphone.


Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2006 9:59:53 am PST #7333 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Doug Henning in a warehouse somewhere hooked up to wires and shit.

Zombie magic.


Spidra Webster - Jan 04, 2006 9:59:57 am PST #7334 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

My landline was dead this morning so I had to call SBC. I didn't talk to a human the entire time. And I was thinking about that. The speech recognition is really impressive. But the better it gets, the more bureaucratic monopolies can fence regular ol' people off from help, from communicating, etc.


Dana - Jan 04, 2006 10:01:22 am PST #7335 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I loathe computer systems that pretend to be people on the phone.

And Spidra, I actually had to post again to check my tagline, but yeah, I'm going through a bit of a Music Man phase.


Jessica - Jan 04, 2006 10:01:49 am PST #7336 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

A non-hatable voice-recognition application is your voice-triggered cellphone.

Ooh, or my dad's minivan! You can tell it "Go home" and it'll map a route back to our house. (Unfortunately, our street is wrong on every map in existance, so the GPS software in practice maps a route to about 50 feet from our house. And it doesn't believe in the street that extends from the bottom of the hill to where our street actually begins. But in theory, it's a very cool feature.)

You can also tell it to turn the radio on and vocally control the volume.


Jesse - Jan 04, 2006 10:02:04 am PST #7337 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That first Chronicle article annoyed me, too.

But a University of Michigan study shows that the percentage of married women with advanced degrees has grown, not shrunk, over time.

OK, I'm guessing the number of people with advanced degrees has grown over time. Given that, wouldn't the real question be the percentage of women with advanced degrees who are married?


TomW - Jan 04, 2006 10:02:09 am PST #7338 of 10002
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

And...O'Reilly called the Great Britain intelligence service "M one 6." Uh...

Hahahahahahahahahaclunk. Uh-oh.