But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Jan 02, 2006 5:49:20 am PST #6734 of 10002
hip deep in pie

I think I need a life coach.

someone who helps you realize what you want to do, encourages you to make decisions, motivates you...

Right now, I just want someone to encourage me to clean my place. I haven't seen the top of my desk in months


erikaj - Jan 02, 2006 5:51:23 am PST #6735 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Like a trainer...for, everything. I had a guy offer to be mine once, but I think he wanted in my panties. Subtle clues, like wanting me to proofread a book that didn't exist...eek. And the forty year age difference only works for Connery, Garner, and Newman. That's it. And he wasn't that pretty. Of course, neither am I.


tommyrot - Jan 02, 2006 5:53:11 am PST #6736 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the link to The List :

A man who brings you into his social circle right away probably won't end up popping the question?

Huh? How did they determine this?


flea - Jan 02, 2006 5:53:56 am PST #6737 of 10002
information libertarian

Sue, clean your desk! I did a lot of cleaning over the last two days and it felt so wonderful! I feel so much more able to focus and breathe when my space is less cluttered.

I should become a life coach, mostly because they make like $400 an hour.


Nilly - Jan 02, 2006 5:55:35 am PST #6738 of 10002
Swouncing

Thanks for the explanation, Sue.

someone to encourage me to clean my place

You can totally do it! You'll be so pleased and proud of yourself once you're done. And just imagine the interesting past-things you can find when the top of your desk can be exposed to the human eye! What will the tomorrow-you think of the decision of today-you? Wouldn't you want to make the future-you happy? Why not set yourself a few small tasks, partial, not just the huge "let's clean the whole house" one, and reward yourself after each one? And plan a really great reward for when you finish all of them? Oh, and then come and post about it, and we'll be able to enjoy it with you.

(Stuff like that? Or something more serious?)

[Edit: x-post with flea, who did it both better and with less words.]


erikaj - Jan 02, 2006 5:57:49 am PST #6739 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Why? Cause then you're a bud? Because I'd be all Sally Field about that shit..."Ooh, he really likes me!" Can't believe I'm looking for logic in the flavor-of-the-minute dating book.


tommyrot - Jan 02, 2006 5:59:47 am PST #6740 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and last night I had a dream that there was gonna be some animated film (by Pixar or somesuch) with the main character a hairless cat!


Lee - Jan 02, 2006 6:02:52 am PST #6741 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Putting it on the big screen doesn't make it any less of NOT A CAT.


tommyrot - Jan 02, 2006 6:04:13 am PST #6742 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

On the big screen you can more fully appreciate their wrinkles.


beth b - Jan 02, 2006 6:24:07 am PST #6743 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

matt and I finally determined that I had a mild case of food posioning. And I will go further and say that because of last years health issuses , I was paying attention and did not get worse. Today I feel like me . but still - the basic plans are to do as little as possible today. I will watch tv. I will most likely do laundry. I would like to make a beaded watch. but first, because Sue mentioned it Oatmeal sounds really good.

eta: I am not going out in the rain. ewwww.