Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 12:21:37 pm PST #5654 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Get rid of the article, and odds are you won't have to wait.

They're not lining up for that either, at least not where I can see them.


Spidra Webster - Dec 28, 2005 12:23:20 pm PST #5655 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's got to be one of the great mysteries of the world, then. ita is teh hawt.


DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 12:25:35 pm PST #5656 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I could talk about cats!

There's an incentive.

c) Hec

I vote c).

It's my most welcome-to-the-thread day ever!


§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 12:26:54 pm PST #5657 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

C'mon -- if we look deep inside the dark places of ourselves, we have to admit that wanting to see an Allyson-Hec 'fuffle has some appeal.

Are we not human?


msbelle - Dec 28, 2005 12:28:02 pm PST #5658 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ita? are you headacheless again at the moment?

Perkins! Thank you!


Atropa - Dec 28, 2005 12:31:39 pm PST #5659 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Are we not human?

Well, according to some people, I'm completely fictional. So, no, not human.

But a Allyson & Hec faux-fuffle would be amusing.


DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 12:31:44 pm PST #5660 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

C'mon -- if we look deep inside the dark places of ourselves, we have to admit that wanting to see an Allyson-Hec 'fuffle has some appeal.

Oh, it'd be fun. I'd just have scorch marks all over my person when it was over.


§ ita § - Dec 28, 2005 12:31:50 pm PST #5661 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

msbelle, right now I feel like someone's stabbing me in the chin, straight up and back to the brain.

Translation: not a migraine, but a post-concussive headache.

Short answer: no.

Unrelatedly, another tacky C&H bootleg sticker.


Aims - Dec 28, 2005 12:33:31 pm PST #5662 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just threw up in my mouth a LOT.


Jesse - Dec 28, 2005 12:34:10 pm PST #5663 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Luckily, that gave me a rage blackout, so now I can't remember what it was anymore.