On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2005 6:59:24 am PST #546 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do the shoes work, Miss I'm-Too-Hard-On-Myself-And-Should-Focus-On-Rocking-The-House?


Dana - Dec 09, 2005 6:59:38 am PST #547 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

If we don't have an actual ceremony for Jackhole of the Year, I'm going to be saddened.


msbelle - Dec 09, 2005 7:03:41 am PST #548 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Dana check my LJ!!


sarameg - Dec 09, 2005 7:03:46 am PST #549 of 10002

I need to start my christmas shopping. Oops.


Aims - Dec 09, 2005 7:04:06 am PST #550 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The shoes rock the house. I've worn them a bit each night to get used to them and I luurves them. Thank you again.

I had the most humiliating experience at Macy's last night, and I'm still stinging a bit.

I went to buy a new sucky-iny bra slip thing. I got the 38D - it's what I wear.

I got stuck in it. I couldn't get out of it. The non-slidy rubber pulled out my hair, it bunched up under my arms. And by the time I got out of it, and gathered myself up enough to actually leave the dressing room (I seriously considered moving in there in the hopes of never having to look the salesgirl in the face), I was about 2 seconds from sobbing.

So I bought a pair of kick ass earrings, instead.


tommyrot - Dec 09, 2005 7:05:30 am PST #551 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The 3 Billion Dollar Typo

Oopsie.

Mizuho, the world's second largest bank based in Japan, with total assets of nearly the GDP of France (around 1.2 trillion USD) accidentally sold 610,000 shares, valued at $3.1 billion... for 1 yen each

...

FYI 1 yen is about .83 cents.


Consuela - Dec 09, 2005 7:07:11 am PST #552 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Weekend plans:

  • climbing tonight, or possibly being anti-social and staying home to write;
  • 8:30 am tomorrow, "team-building" in the office (the VP has admitted that he could have conducted this on a weekday but he chose not to, to save money: color me unsurprised);
  • 5 pm tomorrow, company holiday party, which runs til 11;
  • Sunday morning, clean house and fix the big hole the sewer guys put in my yard when they fixed all the pipes on my street;
  • Sunday afternoon, watch six or so episodes of Buffy (season 5) and eat lots of gourmet cheese and other comestibles;
  • Sunday evening, collapse.

Somewhere in there I have to finish a ficathon story and get someone to beta it for me...


Cashmere - Dec 09, 2005 7:09:28 am PST #553 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Maybe if we can have a colder winter the tropical stuff won’t be so rough next year. That’s my theory anyway.

Sounds as good as any theory I've heard.

I got stuck in it. I couldn't get out of it. The non-slidy rubber pulled out my hair, it bunched up under my arms. And by the time I got out of it, and gathered myself up enough to actually leave the dressing room (I seriously considered moving in there in the hopes of never having to look the salesgirl in the face), I was about 2 seconds from sobbing.

Would it make you feel any better to let you know that I've had a similar experience? I hate having to lingerie shop with a back-up rescue squad.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2005 7:10:18 am PST #554 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, damn, Aimée. That sounds traumatic. Goodonya for retaliating with earring-fu. It is mighty indeed.

You're reminding me I should be breaking in my new shoes for this Friday. I have a lot more of a learning curve to traverse.

One of the male instructors overheard me trying to make sure my dressed-upness was going to be middle of the pack, and misinterpreted it as me obsessing about fineries. Somehow my insistence on making everyone else change their wardrobes to match mine instead of me changing my outfit came across...well, not monomaniacal, which is weird, but vain. I miss the days where I reflexively gave the dress code the finger. And in memory of that, I shall.

Two hours until I can leave for the EEG checkin...tick...tock...tick...tock...


Tom Scola - Dec 09, 2005 7:10:24 am PST #555 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I just got an email request from a user:

Hi All,

Can u configure the below printer to unix box.
i am enclosing the printer properties doc.

WTF??? When did literacy cease to be a job requirement???