To make matters worse, just as I parked the car, the version of Spider Man that Teppy put on one of her buffista mixes came on.
I don't mean to mock your terror, but the synchronicity is too amusing not to laugh.
Jayne is a girl's name.
River ,'Trash'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Dec 27, 2005 8:30:02 am PST #5295 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Almare - Dec 27, 2005 8:35:07 am PST #5296 of 10002
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "
Well I'd have been below the age of consent back then, but I know I proposed to my kindergarden girlfriend. It didn't last.
I had a Kindergarden engagement once. I may have, er, sort of left him at the alter and refused to climb out of the tree because the minister we picked was scaring me. The minister might have been a really really terrifying and evil Scarlett Macaw so er, I may have possibly developed an irrational fear of skinny ministers with big teeth and lurching movements that, could possibly be why I am no longer Welcome at the Vatican.
NEXT SUBJECT!
On the Spider of Sproing:
Well, at least it came with a theme song. How many of us can claim the same thing?
Kat - Dec 27, 2005 8:36:03 am PST #5297 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
yoiks! spidey woes!
Jessica - Dec 27, 2005 8:36:04 am PST #5298 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Pandafix.com. For all your adorable panda photo needs.
tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 8:56:29 am PST #5299 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Umm... so a group of college students on Ohio State University went around with supersoakers filled with oil, anointing as much of the university as they could in order to claim it for God.
Jesse - Dec 27, 2005 9:01:20 am PST #5300 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Am possibly about to die of boredom. Must remember am getting paid to sit here. Must stay awake. Man, working sucks.
Jessica - Dec 27, 2005 9:02:01 am PST #5301 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
anointing as much of the university as they could in order to claim it for God.
What, were they out of flags?
§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 9:04:52 am PST #5302 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What, were they out of flags?
We should be thankful they seemed to be out of pee.
I'm sleepy, dizzy, and more than a little unable to focus on work. Trying tea now, will hit coffee later, and will also sleep on lunch break.
Fred Pete - Dec 27, 2005 9:04:52 am PST #5303 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
ANOITING OIL.
I know there's a punch line around here somewhere....
tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 9:05:12 am PST #5304 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What, were they out of flags?
Dunno, but their use of oil was based on a Bible verse and a vision from God.