I don't run over puppies.
Ducks, apparently, lack sufficient cute for me to swerve.
Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?
'Selfless'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Dec 22, 2005 11:32:17 am PST #4553 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Aims - Dec 22, 2005 11:32:55 am PST #4554 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well, they are sexual deviants and all.
Kalshane - Dec 22, 2005 11:33:22 am PST #4555 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Ugh. This week feels like it's been an eternity.
From a ways back:
No, the Pope is scary, and were I a small child, his Death Beam Eyes would make me cry.
I looked at that picture of Pope Benedict and thought, "Why did someone PhotoShop a Santa Hat onto Emperor Palpatine?"
These both made me laugh, as some of my friends refer to him as Emperor Popetine.
I only recently heard that some people tip their mail carriers. I know I have a variety of them, so it would be hard to do. Also, aren't postal employees notoriously well-paid?
I've heard of that, but I wouldn't have a clue how to go about it. Plus, there's the whole thing where they tend to either deliver my packages to my upstairs neighbor, cram them into the newspaper prongs under the mailbox, in full sight of anyone on the road, or simply leave a "Sorry we missed you" notice in my mailbox, even though I'm normally home on lunch when the mail is delivered.
I'd leave a lump of coal in the mailbox, but getting my hands on one would probably require more effort than I'm willing to go through and I seem to recall doing something like that is technically a federal crime.
§ ita § - Dec 22, 2005 11:33:59 am PST #4556 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Weather's lovely here, without being Bahamian (I hope they're in the 80s, not 70s like LA).
Goats will never be supplanted.
In my tummy.
msbelle - Dec 22, 2005 11:36:38 am PST #4557 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
In my tummy.
In my head, ita is now talking in Fat Bastard's voice.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 22, 2005 11:39:19 am PST #4558 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
In my head, ita is now talking in Fat Bastard's voice.
Certainly beats the inverse of that image...
shrift - Dec 22, 2005 11:42:23 am PST #4559 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
The puppy was so cute that I would have puppynapped him, except it's Christmas and you probably shouldn't take puppies from children.
Emily - Dec 22, 2005 11:44:05 am PST #4560 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
shrift, what are you doing early next week?
Theodosia - Dec 22, 2005 11:51:50 am PST #4561 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Heifer International now lets you sponsor llamas and alpacas....
shrift - Dec 22, 2005 11:53:07 am PST #4562 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Emily, I have Monday and Friday off next week. Otherwise, I'll be at work.