Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2005 7:03:53 am PST #4473 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Snoopy Nano. Topless footwear.

Good morning.


Jessica - Dec 22, 2005 7:04:55 am PST #4474 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You'll be amazed at how many heads you turn while wearing your topless sandals. People will literally think you are barefoot

I think they overestimate how much people care about this sort of thing.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2005 7:09:35 am PST #4475 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't believe they'd work, but they sound really cool. Like flip flops without the flipping or the flopping. Perfect.


Kat - Dec 22, 2005 7:09:45 am PST #4476 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

topless sandals = the weird. I just don't envision them working. Hello, one sandy day and they are all done for.

I also have a yen for a Nano know. Can't explain why, but I do.

Okay. My nose is cold am gonna go shower then errand then wrap LoriGifts.


msbelle - Dec 22, 2005 7:15:11 am PST #4477 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am so excited for Tim podcats. WHEE!

Jessica, you are cracking me up putting CNN on notice. You are channeling Cobert.


§ ita § - Dec 22, 2005 7:18:11 am PST #4478 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My work laptop sucks, my 9am got cancelled, this other guy is still promising docs he should have finished a month ago, there is no brain in my head, but, on the other hand there is a conversation with cups in a fence.


Trudy Booth - Dec 22, 2005 7:25:07 am PST #4479 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I can't believe they'd work, but they sound really cool. Like flip flops without the flipping or the flopping. Perfect.

Yes! That and the loss of the word "thong" to refer to footware makes them invaluable.


flea - Dec 22, 2005 7:26:54 am PST #4480 of 10002
information libertarian

I do not think I would like shoes that stuck to the soles of my feet. I am imagining them feeling ew.


Lee - Dec 22, 2005 7:41:18 am PST #4481 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Is it tacky that I got the mail room/copy center guys Trader Joe gift cards instead of the booze or sweets everyone else did?


Kat - Dec 22, 2005 7:41:56 am PST #4482 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

no. gift cards rock!