Osama's Homo-Bortion [something] Commie Jizzaporium.
I think it's "Osama's Homo-Bortion Pot and Commie Jizzaporium."
I would be there right now.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 5:25:46 pm PST #407 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lee - Dec 08, 2005 5:36:50 pm PST #408 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Huh. I just got a notice that I have to register one (and only one) of my cats because the city of Belmont requires it.
Freakshow.
ChiKat - Dec 08, 2005 5:38:43 pm PST #409 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Why just one, Perkins? Seems to me if you have to register pets, you'd have to register all of them. Of course, I've never heard of registering cats.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 5:40:44 pm PST #410 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I just got a notice that I have to register one (and only one) of my cats because the city of Belmont requires it.
Does that cat own a gun?
ChiKat - Dec 08, 2005 5:41:24 pm PST #411 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Is it a sex offender?
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 5:42:39 pm PST #412 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, that makes more sense.
Or maybe it has a shortwave radio.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 5:43:17 pm PST #413 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
aurelia - Dec 08, 2005 5:47:50 pm PST #414 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Maybe cats over a certain mass must be registered.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 5:49:00 pm PST #415 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::wonders how large a cat must be to implode into a black hole::
Lee - Dec 08, 2005 5:57:39 pm PST #416 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Maybe cats over a certain mass must be registered.
Pfft.
It seems to be based on him getting a rabies shot, which only Perkins needed right now.