Well, there will always will have been Space Aliens Vs. Time-Traveling Cell Biologists....
...until time-traveling cell biologists go back in time to remove the case.
Wait, that's already happened.
Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.
Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2005 8:29:20 am PST #3582 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - Dec 20, 2005 8:30:17 am PST #3583 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I want to marry the judge and have his babies....
You'll probably need a cell biologist from the future to do that.
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2005 8:31:14 am PST #3584 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You'll probably need a cell biologist from the future to do that.
I bet there are space aliens who could help.
Or, if I were to be touched by His Noodly Appendage....
Gudanov - Dec 20, 2005 8:32:56 am PST #3585 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Oh man, I just remembered that the last time I met the son-in-law that was murdered that they had a 3 year old daughter who is 8 now. That really sucks.
Fred Pete - Dec 20, 2005 8:34:21 am PST #3586 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Pesto? Alfredo?
Uh-oh. Schism among the Pastafarians?
Jessica - Dec 20, 2005 8:34:46 am PST #3587 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
a space alien or a time-traveling cell biologist
This sounds like a great buddy movie.
shrift - Dec 20, 2005 8:35:17 am PST #3588 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I keep doing inadvisable things with Finder.
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2005 8:35:24 am PST #3589 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um... hasn't this been the plot of a bazillion bad scifi movies? [link]
THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.
Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia's top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.
According to Moscow newspapers, Stalin told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."
In 1926 the Politburo in Moscow passed the request to the Academy of Science with the order to build a "living war machine".
Those time-traveling cell biologists never trusted Stalin. Nor will they.
Theodosia - Dec 20, 2005 8:37:24 am PST #3590 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
This would explain that 'Pocket Hercules' weightlifter -- wasn't he from Bulgaria?
Trudy Booth - Dec 20, 2005 8:37:33 am PST #3591 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
See, I know he was the devil incarnate and slaughtered millions, but its nice to know that sometimes he had good old-fashioned evil-overloard fun being Stalin.