All my Stretch Armstrong toys were casualties toward the end of releasing the goop inside them.
Angel: If I'm not back in a couple of hours— Gunn: You're dead, we're screwed, end of the world.
'Underneath'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 18, 2005 8:44:53 pm PST #3203 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Spidra Webster - Dec 18, 2005 8:53:40 pm PST #3204 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I never mutilated Barbies when I was a kid, but it's a helluva lot of fun as an adult. Stretch Armstrong was definitely an irrestible toy to break. You HAD to find out what was inside.
Gah. I want to go to bed, but I started making this bread too late. And baking this makes a huge mess under normal circumstances, much less a kitchen full of boxes of all sorts due to construction mess. While I can probably get away with letting the dough hang around unbaked for a while, I can't leave this mess around. Construction guys will be here tomorrow plus I really don't want the ants to start hanging out here. Those little fuckers are damned near impossible to get rid of.
On the plus side, I'm getting a nice high off of what's leftover of the dried cherries I macerated in rum. My friend's family's recipe doesn't use those, but that Radio Prague article gave me the idea.
tommyrot - Dec 18, 2005 8:54:29 pm PST #3205 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ah, Stretch Armstrong... If ever there was a doll that screamed, "Please, torture me...."
Cass - Dec 18, 2005 9:01:31 pm PST #3206 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
If ever there was a doll that screamed, "Please, torture me...."And with fire sometimes too.
I actually destroyed most of my dolls at one point or another. Barbies were just more plentiful between my sister and I.
Atropa - Dec 18, 2005 9:04:14 pm PST #3207 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
One of my favorite childhood games was yanking Barbie's head off, hiding it around the house, and seeing how long it took one of my parents to find it.
Consuela - Dec 18, 2005 9:47:41 pm PST #3208 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Plei, if you're about, I sent you email to your LJ addy--I need your address for the dvds. Profile address good.
aurelia - Dec 18, 2005 11:44:39 pm PST #3209 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I don't remember paying much attention to my Barbie, but my brother seemed to enjoy taking off the clothes and pulling the arms and legs off.
I spent much of my evening wrapping little people in bubble wrap and stuffing them into boxes. And suddenly I feel like this post belongs in Minearverse.
My upstairs neighbor seems to be re-arranging furniture. I guess it's good that I'm not trying to sleep yet.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2005 1:30:42 am PST #3210 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Perkins, both Jase and Marco get hurt in this week's Mile High. One of those I could see going in, the other took me quite aback.
Tom Scola - Dec 19, 2005 1:41:16 am PST #3211 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Somervillains should be on the watch for monsters and giant mushrooms when they're in Cambridge.
brenda m - Dec 19, 2005 2:37:07 am PST #3212 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
We mutilated a few in an attempt to turn them into Wendy O. Williams after the whole tv incident, but I think that's the extent of it. Most of mine went to their deaths via dog.