Tell you that the road might be icy, I guess.

Ice alert! That's awesome.

I pulled a Cristina today. For the past two weeks my underwear selection was skimpier than I am used to. Granted. There were two bags of clean, though unfolded laundry (and in fact, I wasn't even sure if it was mine or Lori's) and instead of folding sorting and putting away, I went and bought new underwear and a new bra.

And, I too have months of unread magazines in a stack on the floor.

But does it flash red lights at you ..

does it look fo rextra reflextivity on the road? ( ooohhh... shiny)

Ice Alert.

I'm not sure what this would do .

Tell you to turn around and go back to bed?

I went and bought new underwear and a new bra.

I went and bought new underwear and a new bra.

I don't usually do that shopping when I need it (I get irritated with myself and do the laundry/folding/whatever), but before the next time I do laundry I hit up the VS site and get ten pair. In case.

Let's not talk about the unread magazines. Though they are artfully scattered, and not in a stack.

I came home to a message from Santa Monica hospital saying my neurologist wants me to have an EEG, and could I do it tomorrow.

Uh, kinda did that last week. She'd better fucking not want me to have another one. I am not epileptic. I refuse.

Also my neck hurts like a bitch and I'm a bit mud-headed because of PT work. He wants me to see an orthopedist to have steroids injected into my neck. I don't want to see another medic and have my symptoms treated a fourth way, because I worry it'll make diagnosis impossible.

Hi, Herah!

Now I gotta go watch Jesse. Excuse me.

Oh ita. You poor thing. Seriously. I want to pay someone to be your minder to make sure you rest and get better ASAP.

The kids are doing well, thank you. Nobody's been sick, nobody's been naughty enough to talk about. The big development this Christmas is that K (8) is partially in on the conspiracy: she winked at me when I told the twins (5) that the mall Santa is really Santa, because she knows the real Santa is at the North Pole.

Also, K and the twins have completely different understandings of The Polar Express, and we were able to prevail on her not to explain it to them.

I'm leaving now, because I'm trying for the 5:05 train. I really shouldn't have stopped by...

JESSE IS ON MY TV RIGHT NOW!

Ice alert! That's awesome

You missed the part where it only goes off if it's 37 fricking degrees!

Tell you to turn around and go back to bed?

or what Ginger said.

WAIT. The twins are five? That's bananas! They're just little babies!!

ita, see my memo earlier which was promted by tommyrot and his eyeballs.