Just the fact that he's drawing all these personality traits from people and pairing them up with the way a certain smile looks makes me think he's a candidate for practicing the kind of science that people have been fighting to put in Kansas schools.

ooh, phrenology!

It freaks me out when guys insist they're not about subtlety, and really it's all about being happy when chicks wear tight clothes.

Which is marginally related to what you said, Allyson, although I believe they meant nice flower. Why not?

It's just off a conversation I was having with a (sorry, got distracted by a cow-orker picking his nose) nice guy yesterday. I don't want to believe that guys are significantly simpler than women--but maybe I'm overstating the complexity of chicks.

I don't think your scientists are capable of that much subtlety.

She beat me to it.

Hi Corwood. You know I had to check to make sure you weren't *actually* Jandek.

Ever since I painted my teeth, everyone has noticed the resemblence.

But you figured out who I really am, right? Hint: I live in Austin.

Now I want fries. Not sushi so much, since I had some last night.

Speaking of research, I recently read an amazing article attributing qualities of various Greek gods to CEOs, based on interviews with the CEOs. It was fascinating and bizarre, because they were all, "He's obviously invoking the spirit of Artemis when he said blah blah blah," and I did not get it at all.

My TV listing is telling me that the Jesse Isaac show is on at 7:00. Is that not right?

That is right. Tonight at 7, tomorrow again at 11am, I think.

I am now very sad that nobody brought me sushi and fries for lunch.

I have been craving sushi for a week. I'm getting some on Sat., but not before and you people are not helping me wait.

Now I want fries. Not sushi so much, since I had some last night.

Huh. That looks like English, and yet, the words make no sense.

He's an emotion researcher.

Note to self: never date an emotion researcher. It will only end in bloodshed.