Perkins, I totally would, except I'm just sitting here watching the clock.
Shame on you, Jesse. Cowgirl on the outside, slicker on the inside.
You know what's funny? I'm not a cowgirl on the outside, either!!
'Shindig'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Perkins, I totally would, except I'm just sitting here watching the clock.
Shame on you, Jesse. Cowgirl on the outside, slicker on the inside.
You know what's funny? I'm not a cowgirl on the outside, either!!
So, do you think that the typical British smile vs. the American one is because they're not forced to smile ALL the time?
Nope, it's because we're a bunch of bleedin' miserable gits.
Actually, it's due to the beer. If you're drinking warmer beer from a large pint glass, you can't be smiling like a craxy, or you'll spill the precious elixir. A colder beer, possibly from a bottle, gives you a lot more leeway.
It's all explained in my unpublished monograph "Smiles of the drinking classes".
Perkins, I totally would, except I'm just sitting here watching the clock.
Hey, me too! What time does yours say?
Zip it Canadian!
If the Bossypants fit...
1:58! Edit: 1:59!!!!
Actually, I think my boss went out to a meeting, so it's Filing Time!!!
Why are you hiding your filing from your boss, Cowgirl Jesse?
I love how all of TomW's cultural explanations come down to beer. It's like the Grand Unified Theory for lushes.
I picked up "cowboy up" from a Texan roomie years ago, and have always loved it. On the other hand, she had awful taste in beer.
Guinea pig in a Santa hat. SO. CUTE.
The files live in his office, so it's awkward to file when he's in there.