'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Dec 14, 2005 9:30:15 am PST #1996 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

We got a slight dusting, sumi, but so far, that's it.


tommyrot - Dec 14, 2005 9:30:41 am PST #1997 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, it's not snowing at ALL in Chicago?

It's misting. At least in Evanston.


sumi - Dec 14, 2005 9:32:46 am PST #1998 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

It's been snowing lightly but steadily all day here. And it's windy.


Jesse - Dec 14, 2005 9:32:58 am PST #1999 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I've never worked anywhere that gave regular bonuses. Or raises, actually. Ah, nonprofits. I have gotten both bonuses and raises a couple of times, but only under special circumstances. I honestly don't think I've ever gotten a regular COLA.


Scrappy - Dec 14, 2005 9:33:27 am PST #2000 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We get $200--cash, which is nice. And a personal card for each of our 60+ employees from the owner of the comany. This year he said in my card that I was not only "incredibly great" at what I do, he considers me a friend.


JZ - Dec 14, 2005 9:33:58 am PST #2001 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I work for a state university in California, which tells you all you need to know about the likelihood of Christmas bonuses.

We have a sort of half-assed merit bonus program, which depends on supervisory persons having their shit together enough to fill out the nominating forms, get them signed by the appropriate people, and submit all appropriate supporting documentation by some mysterious flexi-deadline. I got such a bonus once, many years ago: $1000 pre-tax, $400 and change after taxes. The following year I got a $10 gift certificate to See's Candies. Since then, nothing.

I also found out recently about other treats that used to happen back in the good old pre-Prop 13, state education not yet bankrupt days: the departmental holiday parties held at the Hall of Flowers in Golden Gate Park, the live bands, bonuses for everyone large and small, and, coolest of all, the mail cart: for the entire month of December, every day at around two, a mailroom employee would trundle a little cart up and down the halls of all 15 floors of the hospital, selling stamps and shipping supplies and taking people's packages to mail out.


Kathy A - Dec 14, 2005 9:35:12 am PST #2002 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

When I left for work at 9:30, there was just a bit of snow on my front and rear windows (easily pushed aside by my wipers), and a bit more on the ground at the office parking lot near Northbrook. Since then, we haven't got any more.

I'm not too sure if other cities have the dibs winter parking system, but Chicago's had it for as long as I know. A few years back, some blowhards were making noise in the press about officially banning it, but Richie Daley came out at a press conference and supported it, so it has official mayoral sanction, now.


shrift - Dec 14, 2005 9:35:21 am PST #2003 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So, it's not snowing at ALL in Chicago?

We only got a slight dusting here, too. Right now it's kind of like snow dandruff.


juliana - Dec 14, 2005 9:36:15 am PST #2004 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'm not too sure if other cities have the dibs winter parking system

Not here, but I'm blaming the infamous Scandahoovian desire to avoid confrontation at all costs.


Jesse - Dec 14, 2005 9:36:58 am PST #2005 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This year he said in my card that I was not only "incredibly great" at what I do, he considers me a friend.

OK, that's fantastic. I'd rather have that than the $50 bonus anyplace I've worked might give. Of course, I'd REALLY rather have the 2x annual salary bonus my friend who works for Citibank gets.