Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


Lost 2: Tied to a Tree in a Jungle of Mystery  

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evil jimi - Jan 12, 2006 12:34:29 am PST #664 of 5968
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

I was lead to the report via a google link that led to a discussion thread on the E!Online forums. If you read the other stories on the "Dateline Hollywood" site, I'd be very surprised to learn there is even a grain of truth to the story.

eta: Funny, though.


Laura - Jan 12, 2006 2:30:53 am PST #665 of 5968
Our wings are not tired.

Other stories on the site:

8 NBC AFFILIATES WON’T AIR ‘BOOK OF DANIEL’; ALL 230 REFUSE TO AIR ‘WILL & GRACE’

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OK. Much happier that the story was a spoof. Yep, funny.


Anne W. - Jan 12, 2006 2:32:36 am PST #666 of 5968
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Given how Charlie's Catholic issues just got pinged big time and he's been kicked to the curb by Claire, I can envision him becoming Eko's disciple.


DXMachina - Jan 12, 2006 2:37:09 am PST #667 of 5968
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Yeah, it's a satire site. [link]

There's also this story: 'Lost' Episode to Feature Back Story of Vincent the Dog. [link]


DebetEsse - Jan 12, 2006 3:11:05 am PST #668 of 5968
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Anne, absolutely. And, especially with Michael joining the Cult of Locke, it helps maintain the balance. I'd say that I'm looking foward to the big Locke vs. Eko creepy-gravitas-off, but I'm thinking that's not going to be coming real soon.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 12, 2006 3:16:03 am PST #669 of 5968
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yay! Eko DOES have shades of Adebisi.

I really wish during his badass period they'd had him in a jaunty hat, but oh well...


Polter-Cow - Jan 12, 2006 3:36:21 am PST #670 of 5968
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Or at least doing the headphone dance. I love the headphone dance.


Megan E. - Jan 12, 2006 3:45:25 am PST #671 of 5968

There's also this story: 'Lost' Episode to Feature Back Story of Vincent the Dog.

I'd love that. All you'd see in the frame is Vincent's nose, the ground, nose, trees, nose, Michael, nose, sand, nose, A BOAR A BOAR A BOAR!, bloody nose, licking himself you-know-where, WALT!

I really wish during his badass period they'd had him in a jaunty hat, but oh well...

I like to think that it just fell off. I kept hoping he would say to the drug dealer "I will buy your teets for fifty. You need to get these teets out of Africa but you can't because the borders are guarded by the military. Sell me your teets".


Frankenbuddha - Jan 12, 2006 4:00:52 am PST #672 of 5968
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Or at least doing the headphone dance. I love the headphone dance.

Oh great, now I'm picturing Charlie as that mobster's son. That would be one way to have gotten the location of the plane, I guess...


Jessica - Jan 12, 2006 4:12:22 am PST #673 of 5968
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Locke vs. Eko creepy-gravitas-off

Bwah! Love this phrase.