Ha ha ha. I just read that a "popular fan theory" regarding Abbaddon (the Mysterious Black Dude played by Lance Reddick) is that he's Walt, all grown-up.
It's so cracked-out it just might be true!
Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Lost 2: Tied to a Tree in a Jungle of Mystery
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Polter-Cow - May 29, 2008 11:48:13 am PDT #4231 of 5968
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
le nubian - May 29, 2008 11:49:04 am PDT #4232 of 5968
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
oh, I fucking love it. It is totally cracked out but interesting.
quester - May 29, 2008 12:07:31 pm PDT #4233 of 5968
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Unfortunately, LOST conflicts with SYTYCD tonight. I guess I'll watch LOST since the other is in the audition faze.
Polter-Cow - May 29, 2008 12:13:15 pm PDT #4234 of 5968
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It's great because he's totally Walt's body type, all tall and lanky.
I really enjoy Jeff Jensen's Lost posts. Hee:
I prefer the time-travel zaniness of my friend Steve at MagicLamp.org, who writes:
''The Island will move in the present and past, causing 815 to crash into the ocean, since the magnetic pulse never happened. Those versions of the 815ers all die, leaving their counterparts alive on the Island. The Oceanic 6 are told their friends can't return or the paradox will endanger the world. Locke replaces Ben, who ends up in the coffin, and Aaron will be foretold to be Locke's replacement.''
I love the way you think, Steve, because (1) I've been predicting something close to this for most of the season; and (2) it makes no sense.
Also, Steph, someone has a pretty good theory on the Island NOT moving in time:
''Here is what I think the season finale will reveal about the 'On-Islanders.' When Ben moves the Island, it won't be to a different time, as you have speculated, but to a different place, one very far from the South Pacific: the arctic! I am thinking that the Orchid Station controls the location of the Island, that it has moved before, and that it has been in the arctic — hence the Polar Bears. Also, if the current Island moves to the arctic, it would explain why flash-forward Ben was wearing a Dharka, and may be why Penny's people were looking for Desmond in the arctic. Plus, what a season-ender it would be to have Ben push some buttons and suddenly the Island is covered in snow!'' — Rob Nuttall from Halifax, Nova Scotia
There's also the question of whether the Oceanic 6 get off before or after Locke moves the Island.
Holy shit, I am so excited for this finale tonight, moreso than I've been for the other Lost finales, I think. It's totally bizarre what they've done with the fucking storytelling this season: like I said before, it's the fact that we actually KNOW specific things about what's going to happen (rather than the usual vague ALL YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED) and we're itching to find out how all this shit goes down.
Polter-Cow - May 29, 2008 12:47:20 pm PDT #4235 of 5968
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Meanwhile, some really amusing Lost parodies...with action figures! Oh, action figures.
LOST Parody #1 - Star Wars
LOST Parody #2 - Pirates of the Caribbean
LOST Parody #3 - Harry Potter
LOST Parody #4 - Lord of the Rings
LOST Finale: Indiana Jones & the Mystery of the LOST Island
Nora Deirdre - May 29, 2008 3:42:49 pm PDT #4236 of 5968
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
OMG, I am so excited for the finale! I freaking hope I can stay awake though.
quester - May 29, 2008 4:04:23 pm PDT #4237 of 5968
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Jeremy Bentham?
Dana - May 29, 2008 4:05:03 pm PDT #4238 of 5968
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Bentham's the physicist, right?
And so, three years since they got off the island. Hmm.
quester - May 29, 2008 4:09:15 pm PDT #4239 of 5968
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
The physicist? On the show or for real? Daniel Faraday's the guy on the boat. Or is that not who you meant? I was wondering if it was the mysterious black guy who visited Hurley and sent Naomi on the mission.
Dana - May 29, 2008 4:13:45 pm PDT #4240 of 5968
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
No, you're right, he's totally not the physicist. Who the hell is it?